*scratches head* Well I am quite... durable... I believe.

But what if I could tell you I can change you into your android self again?
If I can keep a girl living with no organs at all I think I can keep you as an android..

Oh and if anyone is wondering about why she had no organs.... Lets just say I won't let Mr. Tweetums out of my sight for more then a day any longer.

< Kai: How does one obtain this durability?

No functioning hardware? That is not possible... >

D8! Mr. Tweetums steals organs too?! D8 ... DDDD8

I certainly can't do this with people around >.>

... Indeed it is possible.. Here let me give it a shot...
*snaps fingers*

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/l...0/DBZ/17-1.jpg

O.O.. Umm... Welll.... You are certainly an android now....

Oh and yes.. Mr. Tweetums eats organs, its his primary source of protein.

< Kai: ...I do not feel the difference...

I am losing patience in you squishies... >

I thought souls were his only source of nutrition D8

*pulls Kai into a closet*

KAIMID, use your motherboard of a brain for bits sake. It's an Illusion, it doesn't exist. You're a squishy, not an android. You have an optic nerve, two of them in fact. Utilize them well.

Listen to Zypher, Kaimid. Now open your disc drive.

*opens Kaimid's mouth and shoves a cookie inside*

Now process it.

< Kai: My optical module fails in this small room! >

Ugh.. I'm not going to make your original body... You are a android in this body, you can start drinking oil again and forget all about using the toliet..
.. I'm not making your original body because... Well.. Lets just say their is a convention coming up and it would be amazing for a real Android who looks like android 18 comes.

No no.. Souls keeps his imortality, one soul takes up its bodys entire life span and keeps tweetums living for that many more years.. Right now he is *too many number*... Well lets just say he's practicaly immortal now. And hey Tweetum eats city's too, remember the great city of alantis? Well... Lets just sya it didn't sink.

It would help if you opened them first? I'll scramble you if you don't learn fast. -makes a face at- >C

< Kai: *eats the cookie* ooohh....-/////-

I do not wish to be scrambled, for your information... *hunts for the closet doorknob and tries to open the door* >

D;...Mr. Tweetums is invincible orz...

Well.. My illusions keep him in check... MY GOD.. IF I WASN'T HERE I'M JUST IMAGINING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!
*My illusions spill flashes of Mr. Tweetums eating cities, burning forests, and deep sounding cheeps being made in the background.*

I think that would be very terrifying if it were irl..D;

... Who said he wasn't real?
Its late, I have school. NIGHT! I hope nobody has nightmares tonight! =D

-Observes Kaimid in an amused manner-

Grip and twist.

Nighty Illusion.

< Kai: Grip and...twist... How many people are in this tiny room? >

That didn't sound right xD *mind goes into the gutter*

shh.. *turns on a light*
I told you I'm going to make you more durable, but I can't stand an audience... >.>

This is where Alex will say 'it will only hurt a little at first.'

>3>

-snickers and slinks away-

Your mind is in the gutter >.>

xDDD

< Kai: I encourage you to be more gentle on my over-sensitive squishy body... >

When is it not?

Kai - Suck it up >.<
*bites*

Zy - lol

< Kai: Aaah! You tricked me! You must be working for Fakir! *tries to grab something to beat Alex with* >

Zy <3

Don't struggle, or I won't change you... >.>

< Kai: ... *waits it out* I cannot be certain about you...but I do want that durability... *moans* x_x >

I'm going to have to share now...
Looks like no one is watching.

/goes emo on wrist*

xDDD

< Kai: ...*watches in shock and intrigue* Self-inflicted damage?! You squishies are so confusing! >

"Grip and twist"?

...Instant gutter ball.

ZY! You leveled up from contagious to super contagious!

lies... lies and vaudeville...

I'm not human though...
Here, try it. *lifts wrist to*

*just sits on the sidelines with some popcorn and watches the entertainment*

< Kai: *dumbfounded. stares at Alex* ...You want me to do the same? >

SHARE! *[]* *pounces on Belial*

Kai - *nods* That is the idea.

< Kai: *mimics Alex* ...Pain! >

... *stares at*
Um.. you're supposed to drink my blood you dimwit.

< Kai: ...I did not know this was how bodily fluids were transferred *looks down at his own wrist and panics from the blood loss. takes up Alex's offer and starts drinking the blood* x.x >

Not usually... but I'm not really human then again...