You're the one who cut my other four off.

Has a penis behind those rags

You are no longer my bff. because you forgot me

Is not currently having passionate intercourse with >.>

Is not enjoying the not passionate intercourse we are not having

Has shame in the actions we are committing

Is not my baby'[s daddy

Completely planned having a bastard child with me

Will pay child support for it.

Is completely faithful that we'll take care of this child correctly.

Will come home straight from work every day sober and happy

Will not take anti depressants while I am out on the town

will not end up murdered by his wife out of a desperate rage.

Will bury him in a nice, fancy coffin and have a happy white burial.
._____.

Will not haunt my every nightmare and consume my mind until i am driven to a dark end.

Is always smiling in happy land. :)

Is waiting in heaven for me.

Is making me very happy with these comments :(
This is getting too dark. Let's do retarded false accusations again! :D

Okay. XD

Hates ponies, especaly fluttershy

Loves brutally killing ponies...WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS

EVEN BIG MAC? D:

Ate fluttershy with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT DAT FANCY FOOD IS D:

Is afraid of doing retarded things

Is afraid of boobies

HOW DARE YOU!

HATES Skyrim. >: )

HOW COULD I, HOW COULD YOU

Has no penis

.________.

Has no pussy.

*Shot*

Is really a girl in real life

Has 27 cats. >.>

NO I DON'T
28 cats

Is eating my carpet downstairs.

It's yummy!

Has an XBOX360 forged from souls.

Er..that accusations was not false.... XD

Ate my skull last night

Well...I gave you another...

Stabbed me and caused me body to explode...from awesomeness

Read the comment I made about my carpet and then read your response. do it.

Ate all of the bologna in the house

LAWLZ.

Stole ALL my food and caused me to be starving presently D;

is the author of both Princess Molestia and Cupcakes

Was turned on by Pony torture fics. SWEET APPLE MASSACRE, SHE LOVED IT.

That story made me purr like a sexy kitten. kidding.

Is jealous of the marriage of me and flutternhy

THAT'S NOT A FALSE ACCUSATION. I SO AM D:

Dropped a nuke on the face on Ponyville.

Stole Big Mac from me. D:

Makes lamb chops with the ingredient of unicorn blood