You're aiming to corrupt me, aren't you? xD

Corruption. It's all good.

Nope. That's Kami's job. ;3

But... I dun think I know Kami well enough to corrupt me.

Did somebody say...

CORRUPTION?

*cheesy action pose*

Psh, that's not an issue. Kami can corrupt anyone as long as she can get her grubby paws on them. >w>

*hides under Ari's hat* She's have to wait. Or at least buy me dinner first. >.>;

*cooks up some souls and puts them on a plate, then places it on a table* This is where the voices come from :3. Eat up :D

-hands Liz some Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans-

I'm not too sure why I bought these.

@Liz: You can fit underneath my hat? owo That's impressive. :o

@Kami: Why are you feeding souls to people? D8

@Espy: Are those actually good? I heard some of their flavours are inedible. :|

o-o I'm spreading the craziness. Voices are a good start :3

o.o;;

*flies far, far away from Kami* >w>

I don't need to be any crazier. I already have more than enough mental issues in real life. >w>

Kami: Well, I would need a female dragon in order to make the eggs with......and there's none that I know of at the moment.

So....craziness is present now, is it? *tackles Espy to floor*

What if I turn Tiva into a dragon, Alpha? Would that help? owo

No! She is my lynx and she is mine! All mine! No touchy or turning her into a dragon!......clone maybe?

That wouldn't explain how we managed to get dragon eggs x.x... Unless Alpha is capable of laying eggs himself.

*vibrates for Ari* They're coming for you o^o

DAH. No tackling, either.

...I have the strongest urge to draw a dragon curled up around a lynx, now.

Do it! Do it before it's gone! GO GO GO!

Can't. I can't draw animals right now because my hands are freezing.

Warm your hands up then and do it! DO ITTTTTTTTT! Tiva says she is willing to pay for it.

o-o

Does the payment come in runes?

No in money... as in i will send it to her school po box.

Like I said to Batty, I have no idea whether I'll have the same PO box.

EDIT: Also, I don't do cash commishes >.>

EDITEDIT: Yes, Batty has my first-sem PO box.

You don't? Damn there goes your birthday money and card.....

It will be the same as long as you haven't moved rooms, at least that is how most schools run it.

*tugs at the money and card* *u*

I'm still not telling you if it does stay the same.

Why not! Why can't I send people birthday gifts! You and Batty and Fenris are soooooo mean to me! *goes and cries in a corner*

*blinks* This is what I get for heading off for dinner.

I want to see a dragon and lynx together... Better yet, I want to see a lynx dragon.

But but I don't wanna grow wings!

What if it's wings made of energy instead of like fur/scales? Energy wings are cool.

*turns half of Tiva into a dragon making her a lynx-dragon hybrid now*

There. This way she's still a lynx, but also a dragon. Now Alpha can make part-dragon babies with Tiva. owo

When I read that, the first thing to mind was Alpha's a dragon-fish hybrid? o.o;;

Uh, what the heck is vibrating supposed to do, Kami? o.o

@Ari: I wouldn't doubt if he's a dragon fish hybrid..

Vibrating is hallucinogenic.. o-o .....do you see the hypnotoad yet?

So..... Tiva has a lynx head at one end, and a dragon head at the other, but no butt parts? INSANITY!

.....male fish only fertilize the eggs. The females still lay them. I am clearly male people....

Why does Tiva have to have wings and be part dragon? Why can't there just be part dragon part lynx babies that hatch from eggs and are furry?

Kami, thank you for the laugh. *dubs her Trisphee's official "insane" jester*

She doesn't have to have wings. I wasn't even imagining her with wings... Though that reminds me of a book I read when I was a kid about cats born with wings. I loved that book.

@Alpha: Do it like a seahorse! Or maybe you're like an angler fish and have merged with your female counterpart.

Reproduction doesn't work that way...reproduction works like seahorses and angler fish o-o

Wait...are we on the same page here? xD ...I don't know why you're laughing xD

@Liz: Mmm...could go for some buffalo wings..

Buffalo wings. *drools* Those do sound really good.

Great! Now all we have to do is steal some wings off of buffaloes and cook them up *u*

We'll ask Jessica Simpson to help us. She knows which buffaloes have the best wings.

Nope. I have no time to look for hypnotoads. I'm doing work and watching a television show. >w>

That hypothesis does sound quite plausible. Let us go with that one. :3

Well, the fish I saw you as for the dragon-fish hybrid idea was a clownfish. >w> And the males of its species are known to be able to change genders so that if the female in a school of clownfish dies, then the most dominant male will become female take her place as the new female. :3

That could work, but I like Kami's idea more. >w>

*stutters for a bit then walks off laughing*