o-o Does that mean I get to keep your chocolate?

*yells back over shoulder* No! No keeping my chocolate!

*licks a chocolate bar* o-o *puts the chocolate bar back where she found it*

*offers Kami a chocolate bar* It's one I found laying by itself near Alpha.

OuO *munches on the bar* Thankies <3

*sighs then runs back and pokes Kami with sword*

I was going to eat it myself. But I wasn't sure if it was poison. Or a laxative. :(

*explodes from the poke* D:!

YOU GAIN NOTHING! NOTHING! Nothing... oAo

Why is Kami suddenly a Kaimid-esque robot? D8

Not sure. Must be the chocolate.

It must be the chocolate.

Mark my word, I shall dissect all squishies! .....I mean, I'll spread lots of love and joy :D .....joy and joyness.... >w>"

D8

That's horrible. D: What chocolate is that? o.o Is the label still intact?

It was near Alpha's pile of chocolate.

It's fine .... *robotic bits come back together* It's alright. I have plenty of room inside to share my love with all of you......after I make you smaller :3 *has laser blade to cut with*

I can shrink at will without need of that laser. o.o

But these other people can't *opens up the compartment and tries to shove Liz inside* :3. You'll make a fine specimen...I mean...friend :D

*gulps* I'll stay in there as long as you bring me buffalo wings.

I have magic.....better to use than laser saw blades.

But won't you run out of MP/SP if you use too much magic?

Fine :3. Cooperation has been confirmed *shoves Alpha into the compartment too, along with some buffalo wings*

Uh can't fit me in there.....have not shrunk myself yet. In any case...*weaves spell together and teleports out*

Liz: As a dragon my magic reserves are quite vast....not infinite, but vast indeed.

*noms on buffalo wings*

Ah, well. That is very helpful.

*puts more buffalo wings inside the compartment* You know, you are always welcome in here, friend :3

Well, Alpha officially has tainted chocolate! D8

Spread the joy, Alpha! Spread the joy :D

Ummm....*steps away slowly* I'll just leave that to you Kami.

*curls up in thread* I want my tattoo now....

@Alpha: o-o You're making this horribly difficult *eyes glow bright red* *^*

You know what I found.... Ghost Busters + Evangelion = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP8jmA1vIrk
That's the type of music I'd have playing in the background if I were destroying some squishies owo

@Tiva: Go :D

Um, how am I making this difficult? *backs away further*

You're the one with the tainted chocolate. You have the nose so you can sniff out which ones are tainted, while I have systems that can analyze molecular structures and distinguish minute variances in... Well, use your nose >:U. I'm too busy keeping these chicken wings warm for Liz >:U

But... I thought they were real buffalo wings. =O They're really chicken?!

Is tainted chocolate like tainted love?

I dunno. Maybe a mix of both? owo

.......Tainted chocolate is love. Love is tainted chocolate.

Hm, maybe the chicken is really like imitation buffalo. Like how there's a fish used for imitation crab meat.

But tainted things are bad.

Yah, you're probably right. Imitation buffalo wings.

Tainted things are good *^* *tries to get some chocolate for Liz*

And there is Coda lurking. Is Coda staying up until New Years?

Coda stays up until midnight most of the time. *shrug*

Coda is lurking because Coda has to keep an eye on all of you delinquents. *grump grump curmudgeon*

Aw, but my resolution for 2013 was to only eat real buffalo wings. Dx

*nibbles on slowly* But I don't want to get the runs or anything...

I stayed up for it here. xD And soon, I shall pass out.

Aw, but we are having fun Coda! Join us...join us....join us! *summons magical hands to try and drag Coda over to the Delinquent Side*

*offers some of the tainted chocolate and imitation buffalo wings* There might be cookies here too.

Can't I have to wait til I get home.

Coda is the site Chaperone :P

edit: my phone changed chaperone to chauffeur ><