@Ashy: You make Coda sound like he's one of those ship in a bottle things. XD

@Kami: Pffftt. I'm way more adorable than you'll ever be, Kami. #TrueFact

I feel like killing Ari's ugly xD. I'd kill it with a wombat xD

Sacrifices, hmm?

No, no, I don't require human (or otherwise sentient) sacrifices... I will accept offerings of books, however. (As long as the books don't involve vampires. I already have a copy of Dracula. That's all I need.)

Edit: On the other hand, I could use a few good slaves. *taps fingers together*

Hm, what sort of fiction and non-fiction books does Coda like?

coda is a fairy, he'll heal my hearts when i die

^This.

It's going to be hard to find slaves, so we offer you books, and Ashy's heart owo

Nope, it won't be. *puts a slave collar on Kami* Well, that makes one.

I said GOOD slaves! *harrumph* That one is wholly unsuitable.

Well, Kami can pixel.....she might be better as a Fen-Fen space though. Any suggestions for your slaves then Coda?

Hmm... Someone who could cook and clean house so I could have more time to do things that require actual skill. *nods*

Except for the fact that you just stated that being a housewife is a skill less job, Tiva would have been a good fit. Though for you to have her you would have to fight me to the death, besides aren't you already married?

Damn right! I would hack your computer, use your kitchen knives like throwing darts, and leave mysterious fluids on your floor ♥

@Alpha: o^o *tries to take off the collar*

That counts me out x'D My place is a mess and my way of cooking is popping shiz in the microwave and nuke it! xD

Menial housework is considered unskilled labor, as you can perform it without training or education.

Of course, being a chef is different than cooking macaroni and cheese, and being a professional organizer is different than keeping the floors vacuumed.

Edit: And yes, I'm already married, but my wife isn't my slave. If I had a slave, it would help her as much as it would help me.

Hm, true enough Coda. But still, despite being unskilled labor, it is an important "job" nonetheless.

Kami: Fine....*undoes magic on collar to release it*

*peeks into thread8 oao hi

I make awesome seafood chowder 0wo

*runs away*

owo
Don't you dare try and take me. I may enjoy cooking, baking and cleaning, but, in real life, I where I go, mischief and chaos tend to follow as if I'm the Pied Piper of trouble. :P

That, and I'll beat the living daylights out of anyone that tries to move me somewhere I don't want to be. >w>


@Mon: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~
*tackle hugs*

Hi there Mon! *hugs with Ari*

Oh really now Ari? Well, there goes that plan.....drat.*snaps fingers*

Use your magic

Oh yes. Quite important. Important enough that I don't trust Kami to do it. ;)

kami can come poison me instead of coda;D

8got huged and takled* @_____@ hola everyone

Yeah, I'm picky about people touching me. If I don't like the reason why, then I fight back. >w> When it comes to me, I just like things to be a certain way. >w> And with the way my brain was since the day I was born, if things relating to me don't go as I expect, I panic. >w> Oh, ya gotta love Autism sometimes. XP

You don't like my kitchen skills? *chops up a puffer fish and adds it into a stew*

*works on some random experiments while staying away from Kami and her questionable stew* >w>

* hands everyone some nan bread*

Ooooh! Nan! Any hummus? *takes bread and nibbles on*

No, I don't trust you with cooking Kami.....especially Puffer Fish.....

i like eating naan bread with the butter chiken sauce >w<

but yes HUMMUS IS ALSO GOOD +A+

Hm, never tried that. I've done flavored hummus before though. You has any? *plops onto Mon's head and tries looking for hummus from the height*

Yes, hummus is delicious! >w< Anyone got some right now? :o <3

*continues working on my experiments*

i have some in the fridge. i think its the olive kind

*feeds Alpha some stew* yum yum.

Uh, no thanks. I don't like olives. >w>;;

Yummm, sounds tasty.

*goes to curl up in a corner*

Alpha likes olives? D:

I have puffer fish flavor owo

No, thanks. The puffer fish, or Tetraodontidae, is the second most poisonous vertebrates in the world. I do not trust you to know which parts are safe to eat and to be able to prepare them it properly, so I'll pass on your offer.

Well, yes I do like olives. I was referring to Mon's statement of hummus. *goes back to corner*

they were givving out so many difrent kinds at costco >w< ohhhh they are all sooo gooodddddddddddddddddddddddddd