^incorrect my dear
<is awake but ready to sleep for chores
V loves to clean

^ is so, so wrong
> should be sleeping, but has insomnia again
v should be sleeping too, but is on trisphee posting

^ it's 12 noon in afghanistan! you go by my watch and you're fine...
< hates sand more than anything
V should trade places with me

^ No thanks
< Likes anime
v hates the color purple

^ is outta her miiiiiiiiiind
<thinks purple is one of the two perfect colors
v is wearing socks

^ watches yaoi for the squishy sounds

> secretly longs to be a park ranger

V sucks their thumb while sleeping

^ not wearing retainers most of my life I don't
< wants to sleep, but is afraid of her bed.
v put the lime in the coconut

^ is looking under the bed for poker playing bed bugs biding time.
> Is lime and coconut deprived. (But has tea!)
v has not a hat!

^ would be wrong if speaking of Real Life
< would like more avatar related chapeaus however
v called the doctor and woke him up

^ is secretly responsible for the rum that went missing.
< Would have eated said chocolate bar if it's location were known.
v does not like to share.

^ is my long lost sister that fell out the window of a runaway train.

< is a depraved chocolate bar evidence planting psycho killer.

V only showered last month due to being attacked by feral lawn gnomes that could no longer handle the stench coming from your room.

^ has mistaken me for a dog wearing a mop. And they weren't lawn gnomes, they were flamingos :p
< lives with a dog that still doesn't know to avoid skunks
v is afraid to cook onions.

^ hasn't ever eaten at my place
> wishes the days had 35 hours in them for the next five days
v is really Pauly Shore's love child

^ no clue who he is. xD
< needs work to do.
v can give me something fun to do ?

^ Is wrong... v.v
> Is boring.
v Is a fun person?