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Hello my darlings, how are your silly little physical weapons working for you?
I, of course, have my mace. And poison from it, just to make those little scratches sting a bit more. |
Oh but my dear captain, surely there is nothing better than being close to your enemy as you physically separate their life from their body.
There is nothing greater than watching as the flickering light dies in their eyes and the warm breath leaves their body. Except maybe cake. |
Natural defense against unwanted physical advances. Perfect for war.
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Cake is also for War~
Because it is for winners, and I am a fan of cake~ |
I don't usually choose the "evil" side in these things, but I've decided to break the streak. >w>
Now I better go change my outfit so I look the part. -wiggles eyebrows- And now, also, I MUST GET THOSE ITEMSSS! -has mini seizure- And if nobody gives me a cupcake I'm going to stab myself. |
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*swipes Trey's cupcake away from jade*
Stop! I want to see her stab herself. |
-looks like I just saw true perfection for the first time-
MUST EAT THAT. *___* |
Pfft. You'll have to beat me to it.
I'm a glutton for punishment, and a cupcake labeled poison is punishment enough for me~ |
Whoops, sorry, internet fail. x__x This post was not supposed to happen. xD
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*looks down at both Reclips and jade*
Battle to the death. Whoever still has a mouth at the end can have it. |
/rips off Jade's mouth
GIVE ME THE CUPCAKE. XD; |
To the victor goes the spoils.
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*smiles twistedly as she looks at jade's torn mouth*
Do you have anything to say for yourself? |
At least we wouldn't have to worry about conspiracies.
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Indeed, My Liege.
*hands the cupcake to Reclipse* She had not died, but the utter ferocity by which you had dispatched of her as I bid was far beyond my expectations of you. Never say that I do not reward those who provide me with such thrills. |
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