Thanks, DreadedMartian! Couldn't have done it without you!

!!! You got thr Phaunos!

*performs Polynesian fire dance with lantern in slow Tonberry motion*

XD how adorable~

*crawls along the ceiling and tries not to drool on any boxes*

"don't look up, don't look up"

*starts going after cobwebs with a duster*

... There are cobwebs *in my box fort?!!* FUCK.

You were far away for too long!

wow espy, either you've got fast spiders or you need a (less sticky) maid

at least the spiders here aren't huge.

I had one try and drop in right next to me here in the family room.

Chewb webs. Heh...

We have good spiders where I live. And bad spiders... A lot of brown recluse drop by for happy visits. But it's mostly those adorable jumping spiders you got to watch out for here. They're harmless, but it's not fun when they jump on you for no goddamned reason.

awww, they just want a hug!

actually probably not. my motherinlaw had one living under the coffee kettle for a while and it always tried to shoo her away XD

wanders through here

Maybe they want a hug, but they probably want to just eat stuff. Like my face.