You can be Sharkypop! :D Not a pastry, but a candy, which is sweeter. <3

Yay I was feeling jealous for a moment. :)

:D Yay! And awwwww, no jealousyyyy. <3

Its excruciating. ><;; And OH SO obnoxious.

Dark;;
Cause you don't look like this?

http://www.cakepicturegallery.com/d/...Cake+photo.JPG

Omg it really is. D: I couldn't even eat properly today and THATS WHAT I DO BEST. D:

Hmph no because of the lack of a cute nickname. :3

Ahh, me and food don't get a long. xD; AT ALL.

So that would be a blessing in disguise for me.

Me and food are BFF's. D:
But its okay cause my metabolism kicks food in the ass. :U

My metabolism doesnt. xDD;

I have to kick IT in the ass.
I workout like a fucking psycho person, to keep my weight to a 105-109 minimum. xDD;

I got lucky. My mom and dad both have a kick ass metabolism, so mine is almost superhero level. XD I'm 120 and I do almost nothing errday. Which is probably why I have no mah-scles. D:

I has LOTS OF MUSCLE. xD;

My mom jokes about never wanting to meet me in a dark alley. Hurr hurr.

Stressed Espy = doesn't eat much = "WHAT. WHYYYY AM I SUDDENLY 92 LBS" = ticked off because I've been trying to keep a steady 95-97 the past few years.

I have shitty metabolism. And pretty damn pathetic genes.

I... I am weak. D: Like spaghetti noodle. ;3;

I imagined you saying that in an italian accent. xD;

Espy;; WANNA TRADE BODIES? I know it sounds horrid, but I'd love to be your weight. xDD;

My weight is one thing. My height and body type are a different matter.

Lmao that's good cause when I typed it I said it in one too.