Oh Bakura! I think I'm hallucinating.. Did you just say I want your body?

Taco's are hard to say "No" to.

You are definitely hallucinating Marik

But don't you want to know the secret? TO GET PERFECT ABS LIKE THESE!? *Coughs*

I am not interested Marik, I have more than enough fangirls to go around already

*Isn't sick anymore*
But that's just it Bakura! If we get all the fan girls, THEY WILL FILL US WITH THE MOST ULTIMATE POWER KNOWN TO GODS! Cheering....

It would be nice with some peace and quiet

Oh but Bakura think about those Fan girls... And whatever it is they do... Read? Watch.. What was some of that stuff again?
*Is in space right now talking to you over the phone, working on a portal device*

I really could live without my fangirls

Oh come on Bakura! What's wrong with fan girls?! I mean sure.. They will most likely bond us to chairs, and fondle us a little bit. But I believe your forgetting the most important aspect which is......
OK NEW PLAN! We disguise ourselves as ghosts...
*Finishes the teleportation device and goes back to the council lair.*
We give Yugi a hatchet... We sneak up on him.. And when he strikes us.. WE TELL HIM THAT WERE NOT REALLY GHOSTS! ITS GENIUS!

it sounds very hurtful, I am out

o . o; Say what?!? What kind of crack are you on, Marik?

I'm not taking crack! And why must you question my genius plans!?

Cause that idea sounds like shit.. especially if you give Yugi the axe.. <. <

FINE. We give him a chainsaw instead! THAT WOULD SHOW HIM!