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Has a fetish for Princess Celestia
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Had a three way with Snips and Snails :X
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Had a gay one night stand with blueblood
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Has had a relationship with Abraham Lincoln
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hey i was his bottom bitch. :D
is overjoyed that i am going to bed. |
Is completely confident that I wouldn't be sad about that :T
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D'awww
Is goingt o0 kentucky tomorrow |
Has 28 different brains
Are you tomorrow? |
He's so totes a black-market chimpanzee smuggler
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Eats all the dress shoes in my closet :x
(I wonder where they all went) |
Wears drag in real life.
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Is a part time stripper.
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Tips me well at he club
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Wears a top while she's on duty
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has both a penis and a vagina
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Is a l33t at not revealing her privates
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lol 133t speak
Is sort of a diva at times |
Shakes her horns around when she's nervous -_o
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Meant something dirty when he said horns.
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Grabs my penis in public
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Promised not to tell everyone that
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She never promised anything o 30
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Cornered me in a dark alley and forced me to do things *shivers* he....made....me.....watch.....TWILIGHT!!!!
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EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! not twilight D:<
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EVEN WORSE, THE WHOLE SAGA D: *Mind implodes*
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*hides in corner shaking*
She told me there was candy in the white van.... |
She licked my hair... AND SHE LIKED IT!!! D:
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Told me it was called sour apple, I just had to taste.
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Has on two occasions tried to feed me to her pet dragon.
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Has dragged me to the carnival/circus to watch the clowns...how can they all fit in such a tiny car? How?!
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She likes fishcakes. for some odd reason she likes them good
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Chased my last night with a chain saw
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Did a barrel roll
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Held my dragon hostage so I would do the barrel roll
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Wouldn't give me back my baby
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Stabbed Dark with a shuriken.
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Froze my robot (My baby)
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Caught Zekrom before I could manage it. Cheater.
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Stole the Sacred Orb
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Is the best Gerudo lord ever
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