Okay first off since Airi's my Twinny she also owns you and it's an anti itch collar.....and a shockey collar as well as having a few other bells and whistles.......

Other bells and whistles? What kinds of bells and whistles.

that's a surprise minus the tracking device eveyrbody expects that

Can it make me turn invisible? Or fly? Or be able to catch flies with chop sticks?

lol maybe but it can do this -presses a button a treat pops out-

A treat! *Nom* Yummy! *Sneaks over towards ren. Pushes button again*

lol hey only airi and myself get to do that -huggles the Luna-

*Is huggled* Yay!
I found something so horrid it is hilarious... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal <- go see

Oh no not my immortal i've head of it and heard the first chapter but haven't been insane enough to read that yet

It's the Tvtropes page for it. I'm having a ball reading a basic description of all sorts of different things that apparently happen through out the story. Tvtropes is one of the best sites I have ever stumbled across.

lol i might go through it than just for the lolz

Yeah. Do it1 It is really worth it. I'm barely staying in my seat reading some of these things.

oh man lol i sooooo wan't some of the new sword master items -drools than push's the treat button and steals the treat-

*Sad face* The treat... *Anime tears* NOOOOOOOO! *Drops to knees* IT's GONE!

-pops anpther treat out than huggles the luna ghosty-

*Nom* Eats treat! Yay! Treats! *Is huggled* I like huggles.