It's what the pasties are for. He trying to break out of the friend zone, but all the potential partners just think he's "quirky" that way. Poor doggo.

Your avatar is so cool >.< They stack very nicely.

Thank you. But do not look at it for too long. Your eyes might melt and I don't want to deal with having to explain to people what happened and why you can't work.

I'd definitely eat puppies
Don't even need to run out of cows

Well now there is a unicorn. You wouldn't eat a unicorn would you mdom? HUH? YOUR BRETHREN? You wouldn't.

Mdom will not eat me, I am secretly a Unicorn.

fffffffffffFINE
I wouldn't eat a unicorn!!!!

mdom has an official Unicorn Hunter Hunting license since August 2018

Oh no!! I'm scare now.

No need to be. Unless you hunt unicorns, then mdom is coming for you.

It's a netflix hit show

I saw somewhere that unicorn meat tastes like horse meat.

*wanders through, giving a knit doll hair*

Knitted hair, or do you just weave in loose strands?

Bio... I'm watching you u.u

You can watch me fly away on my pegasus since they are way cooler.