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Major 11-04-2019 05:29 PM

MAJOR NEEDS MOAR SOAP COW IN HER LIFE.


at first i accidentally typed "his" instead of "her". i just misgendered myself.

Death by Mirrors 11-04-2019 05:32 PM

Maybe that's your subconscious telling you to explore gender roles ^^

Or the spooky power of soap cow.

Major 11-04-2019 05:37 PM

Personally, I blame the soap cow. The soap cow will now change me from being physically, mentally, psychologically, and spiritually, so I wi-

W-wait... Why are there helicopter blades coming out of my back??????

Death by Mirrors 11-04-2019 05:42 PM

That is absolutely normal human puberty and has nothing to do with soap cow whatsoever. You're just turning into a cyborg with flight powers, which frankly is quite cool and will save you lots of hassle whenever you're stuck in traffic from now on.

mdom 11-04-2019 07:01 PM

Cows fart
if there are soap cows then I guess I can imagine soap farts...

littl3chocobo 11-04-2019 07:07 PM

normal human puberty is so amusing XD


assuredly i don't want that cow looking at me when i shower. my face and genitals would never be washed again XD

mdom 11-04-2019 07:28 PM

just wash your face with the cow's face until the face fades

littl3chocobo 11-04-2019 07:45 PM

=_______= welp, i'mma go bury myself now. there are no more things left in this world worth living for

mdom 11-04-2019 08:03 PM

C'mon, there are rainbow items at trisphee!!!

oh wait, you're not me... hm... trisphee will release more background items soon?

littl3chocobo 11-04-2019 08:07 PM

*starts digging* yeahbut are any of them worth having now that i am condemned to be a dirty boy for the rest of my life?

mdom 11-04-2019 08:16 PM

Just use moist towelettes! C'mon, look at this fancy name. Moist towelettes.

littl3chocobo 11-04-2019 08:17 PM

;;_____;; *keeps digging*

mdom 11-04-2019 09:55 PM

please... come back D:

littl3chocobo 11-04-2019 10:02 PM

can't. my end has come!

mdom 11-04-2019 10:10 PM

rip
here lies littl3chocobo
who preferred to die than to be a dirty boi

littl3chocobo 11-04-2019 10:35 PM

*starts throwing dirt on self* please reiterate; physically dirty boi


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