Kira kills people with a leagion of zombies all named kevin.

Luna makes out with her reflection.

Ultima's a damn dirty liar!

How cute!

Cronis secretly wishes to a pretty elf fairy boy XD

Aww, beaten. Samuel has the same wish o3o

*Adjusts his tight string elven bikini and dances with Ultima*
Ultima likes to watch the Cronisian Fairy dance owo

...Cronis is more feminine than he thinks!

Espy is strangely attracted to this (false) fact! owo

That's not false....I like paradoxes.

Cronis is a wannabe samurai! Actually, that might be true.

Espy listens to the Darkness

Espy doesn't know what Cronis means >.>

Cronis likes watching Ulty dance...

Espy wears dirty underwear ... on her head o3o

/shot as pay-back

Ulty likes streaking through a stadium >.>

Espy likes to watch Ultima streaking across stadiums.

Ash is actually a ladybug.

Ulty has a secret desire to stomp out Ashu in her ladybug form.