Hm... I like sausages. A lot. So that works for me.

heh. i do too<3

god, i kinda want hotdogs now. :(

are you sure you don't want a big thick sausage ;D

stares at you, trisphee user littl3chocobo

*grows eyes just to stare back with*

DKDHKDJKDHJDHKDHKJDHKJDHK

wheezecackles somewhere in the distance
puts googly eyes on my avatar.

No wurst for me please!

Vegetarian!

You can have vegetarian sausages!

curious, what's in those anyway?

soy innards, of course

Or vital wheat gluten/seitan innards is another popular choice for sausages.

bean-bread sausage. what a combo.

man, you lot are no fun XD i was making dick jokes. real sausages are gross

Does that apply strictly to litt3chocobo? Or is perversion outlawed entirely now?

that's actually neat. i'd love to try lab manufactured plant sosig to taste the difference.

chocobo too nuanced for us birdgins. we only know one type of sausage

Perversion requires the thread to carry a security badge in the shape of a letter. Since C has already been reserved for threads containing cat pics, and S for derailed snarkiness, I suggest M. Be quick to reserve it though, lest someone from the meme department gets to it first.

;____; you guys are so mean to me </3 i ws just trying to express my creative spirit and now i am banned from expressing that creativity in the only way that i know how!

i will just talk about bananas and not tell anyone which sort i mean ;#;

That's funky. Bananas are trend setters.

https://i.imgur.com/lRlKSLm.jpg

oh, that is what you do with bananas?? i've had it all wrong

Yeah, dress them up all rad and send them to Fashion Week. Step aside, Heidi Klum. THIS is the model we need.

wait, like the blonde model with the tv show? the one who has 0 sense of fashion? X''D

Hence why we crave our generation's style be represented by a banana instead.

i can get behind that, i 100% would let a fashionable banana be in charge of my pants ;D

would be nice if women's pants have actual pockets and didn't cost so much. might as well try and figure out my size in men's pants.

My last pants were men's because pockets. I didn't even have a problem of too much space on the front

also, hoodies. who the FUCK has been making fucking sure there's barely any space to put my fucking phone in the hoodies?

my galactic brain - well you're supposed to put your head, a phone will surely fall off. Oh, you meant pockets in hoodies

hgkjhgjkhgkjghjkhg you're good, i don't have the brain cell today either.

I just need to eat lunch and then I'll be fine
probably
most likely
I hope

i forgot to eat lunch, oops XD maybe i will be a little better if i did as well

i've eaten.

cookies and chicken.

it sounds like you're living the life XD

not really. i only really eat chicken, pizza and fish fingers along with chicken wraps. mildly surprised i haven't got rickets.

this is primarily because i don't like much of anything else.

are you supplementing your diet with vitamins and minerals? it would be pretty bad if your body started cannibalizing your teeth, muscles and bones because you didn't take care of yourself

the real reason Void is into rocks

hehehehe XD


also, your avi is bananas, mdom. it's like lisa frank boffed a texan stereotype on the cover of a vaporwave album. hella thumbs up XD

xD
I'm a gay cowboy