He'll just think he's taking a wild trip. 8'D
/ohohoho.

So now I know if Santa comes to my house drugged, it's your doing!

If he comes to your house drugged you better get the hell outta there. XD

If he comes to my home drugged, I will hit him with a baseball bat to pass him out and then hunt for you.

Psh. Catch me if you can. 8'l -riding away in the sky on his sleigh

You're stealing Santa's sleigh now! *hops on a Pegasus to try and catch up to you*

D8...
-throwing random elves at you-

*tosses glitter at you to blur your vision*

NO ITS SO PRETTY I CANT SEE. D8
-flying erratically-

Ahaha! No one steals Santa's sleigh and gets away with it!

-crashes into a cliff and burns- ;~;

*steers my steed towards you and rescues you from the wreckage*

-all ash-faced with crosses for eyes-
X_X

Ummm how can I revive you o.o *stares at your x eyes*

Need...cookies...and milk... X_X

*rummages through Santa's bag to find you cookies and milk and feeds you a cookie*