mdom that story reminded me of the surgical(?) gif of removing a cricket from an ear

HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN

very carefully

-gigglesnort-

Me: kdhfkjdhsjkfhsdjkfhdsjkhfdsjkfhdsjkhfdkjsh *felt something on her arm, looked over, saw eight-legged doom*

Elf player: Pfft

DM: Two kittens?

Me: I don't like spoods on me.

EP: Spooder kitten

Me: not a kitten.

DM: No. That would only have 4 legs. That's why you need 2 kittens.

Me: it wasn't a kitten. it was a fucking SPIDER.

DM: Oh.

Me: gods. I know I'm fat, but I'm not fat enough to not notice a kitten on my arm

DM: Maybe it was very small.

Me: IT WASN'T A FUCKING KITTEN.

@Merskelly: yea sometimes I typo. when in doubt, blame autocorrect.

auto-erection.

i know how to turn autocorrect off on a Galaxy S5.

I've... never had autocorrect on. I hate it :|

I like it because I make typos all the time

But what if it was a kitten

Auto correct is the best. Especially when you don't know how to spell properly. Why yes, I did go to school in Canada since I was a wee one. No, I do not remember listening in any of my learning English classes.

My mom has the thing on her phone that gives word suggestions and it always exasperates me bc mom, relying on that isn’t going to help you learn better grammar and spelling.

No. But it is nice to have a robot think for you!
But you know, there are some words out there that auto correct has helped me learn how to spell! Then there are others that it just confuses me with. Such as, cheque, grey, and apologise to name a few.

-wheeze- Check and gray.

Gods, I’ve always stood by gray instead of grey, but the latter is becoming so prevalent that sometimes I heck up.

I prefer using gray instead of grey because gray flows much nicer than grey.

I've always used grey as far as I know, gray tends to seem off.