rip
here lies littl3chocobo
totally dirty on the inside, but could *not* be dirty on the outside

*continues to bury himself* thankyou i really appriciate your willingness to clar-pffrybmmmm

*waits for chocobo to be fully buried to reveal a soap shaped soap*

>:{ What is going on here?? I demand a short poem explaining it!

brffhrmphhmm
rbrpphrrmb hrrmn
herfmbrrmrrm
burbfphrmn

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…*tosses a pineapple chicken chunk at chocobo and a wet harmonica*

Poor littl3chocobo did not
Like the soap cow that he got
Nevertheless it was no joy
To turn into a dirty boi
Far too soon his life did end
Rest in peace now, dirty friend

Beuatiful T^T
chocobo will be missed

*thanks DbM for a wonderful poem* -u- <3

*as a totally spooky ghost and not as a dirty chocobo who clearly just unburied himself* it's so beautiful i cannot even bring myself to haunt anyone!

At least ghosts can't be dirty!

Thank you, thank you!
I love how Nox embodies the deepest fears and most majestic tragedies of classical drama. To wash, or not to wash - that is the question...

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The cute face of the cow soap,
Or to endure all the of world's dirt
And by opposing end myself.

This is my first post in this event forum.

I've been too nervous to post before...
I don't really even know the theme of this event.
^^;

The theme is cow soap and its effect on personal hygiene. Whether or not you have to wash off your soap's face before you get into the shower so soap cow won't pry on your privates.

Alternatively the theme is "clean bodies yet dirty minds".

DbM, don't lie, u liar

it's the halloween event!!!