Properly done sissy slapping is always hilarious.

I just wanna cry. the weather's turning bad and I'm twitchy as a result.

*sissy slaps at you*

*crawls in the side while giving Den a warm/cold pad*

*leans on Den and Lawton while I'm having a hot flash*

NOBODY gonna be cold now! XD

*Is squished and baked into a Lawcake* xD

*decorates the Lawtan cake*

*Lawcake wiggles with creamy frosting and candles while singing "happy birthday" backwards.
xD

*puts one of those fancy candles that splits into a flower shape and plays music when lit on top*

*Baby Law starts waddle-dancing to the music of the Law-cake*

XD

*distracted from cute baby chaos dragon by learning something new* Really? There are candles that do that?

Based on design an different types of wax (melting at different rates, it's possible. Never heard of them though.

Yup. They exist.

Wow...not at all what I expected...firework-like O.O

Apparently, they don't stop playing even when the candles are out. I've seen stories where people've had to take hammers to 'em to get 'em to stop.

Woooow. *cackles at fire alarm*

I wonder if sticking 'em in the freezer would shut 'em up?