beeps softly somewhere in the distance.

Yep. I mean. Matings between horses and gods don't happen that often. No wonder those spidey-horses are scarce.

slepnir, you say?

I'm but a single person!! Can't protect all them horsies ok
only horned ones

do goats count as horned horsies

They have four legs and you can try to ride them. Sounds close enough.

One horn only
two horns is another department

I have a headache~!

is it a horn growing out of your head causing it???

*has put their glasses back on*

Can you see if Panda is becoming a unicorn?

I should change my avatar soon.

No silly panda is a mermaid

So you're saying Panda is silly...

i thought pandas were mammals?

I'm saying everyone is silly. Time for a silly party!