America, England, STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I BURN DOWN YOUR CAPITAL CITIES!!

NOT COOL, MAN. NOT. COOL.

-sighs- Okay. I'll try not to fight with this git, but I'm not going to call him anything but wanker.

...I blame the coke. N-not the kind from the 60s and 80s!

Yeah, keep telling us that.

I AM NO CHARLIE SHEEN!

America we all know you did things in the 60s you don't want anyone to know about, England saying America's a git isn't going to change the fact he is.

Well, I mean, a lot of people know because...Yeah, but..They were probably on as many things I was!

Don't you mean 'am'? -glares-

I mean invading me twice makes you a git.

(-hides nosebleed- Damnit!)

...That's not a matter to talk about here! ((I ship everything XD ALFRED IS A FREE LOVER!))

-sighs- Matthew, please not here, France might over hear you.

((I laughed out loud at thatXD))

Wait, what? What are you talking about?! ((I didn't mean it in that way, but okay!))

England, help me please I'm confused T_T

-sighs thinking- . . . . .What does Prussia do best?

-looks at Iggy- ...You're horrible.

Prussia, Prussia, Prussia.... Oh wait! I get it now! I think this was a bad time to dress in a skirt >>

We're not at the gay bar anymore! ...Or..Or Kansas.

-facepalms- Alfred, why must you bring in something only you two do?

I've seen you working a few times...Nice police officer uniform, by the way.

You guys are crazy, I think we need France here.

ANYONE BUT FRANCE ARU

Awww China's just scared about what will happen to him~

((DO NOT MY INNER FRANCE TAKE THE WHEEL LIKE JESUS!))

ORANGE BISQUEEE~~ <3

-glares- You learned too much living with France, you NEVER speak that language. EVER. understand?

/grins/ Angleterre, vous sucent (England you suck)
America I'm closing the border, have fun~

oh shut up matthew, you i can deal with. -rubs temples-

-in le emo corner-...Dick...