https://i.imgur.com/VKm6D9Z.pnghow bout dis?

ah. hot dog.

Yup! <x} <3

you sure do love that weenie man, eh?

-w- He is the best pillow. So yes! x}

i'm not surprised. big long thick weenies are the best

-U- He not very thick, but very firm and cozy.

i'll take firm over thick XD what matters is he's long-lasting

:] ehh! I just fluff his stuffing a bit more and he's all firm and good as new again. <x'D

does he return the favor? XD

Nah. -u- I don't require fluffing. Just squeezes. :/ And he's got no arms so, *shrugs waving own arms*

btw, is that a fandom thing? you avi looks familliar

I'm rockin' a magikarp look yo. -0- *spins around in a puddle*

ah, gotcha XD carp carp, brother!

:s-cool: *finger guns* Carp carp, cactus!

hehee~

oof, i probably need to work soon. i've been slacking

:O

I like Merskelly's carp cosplay :D

And ahh... I see chocobo has a case of the "hardly working"s

more like a terminal case of 'nap or die'

Is that like trick or treat?

Except you fall asleep.... and the treat vs. trick is...
You either nap, or you don't wake up?

:(

-yawns sleepily- i'dunno. i always choose sleep

o_O; *looks at the cactus...which now is both horrifying and hilarious*
e.e; oh...DEAR...me...!
*spies the panties at the top*

-pretends to wink- all donations are accepted<3

Pantie donations? :o

My panties and cloth pads were stolen about two weeks ago...
So unfortunately, I have fewer panties to donate. ;-;

wasn't me!

Did I ever post about that here?

I was livid when I went to put my laundry in the dryer and I opened the washer...
And my underwear and USED cloth pads were gone..

<x} That reminds me of when I got mad with a laundry incident once, but I was kinda petty about it.

Once, while dorming at my old university,
I got really pissed off when some girl took my laundry out of one of the washers and set it on a table to empty it for her load. I didn't say anything, and she left in a hurry, but I just grumbled to myself, "what the hell yo." >:/
But it was worth it because in the end, because she also tossed her laundry in the dryer that I got to use after her, and she left three socks behind.

B] So I took them. I stole her socks. x} And she never came to look for them either. >U> I'm a laundry thief.

.....i am not sure how i should feel about these stories but i am certain it was a ride to get here

<x} Quite a ride.
I once had a bad laundry day at my old Uni, when the dryer somehow tangled up all my whites and bras into a huge tight ball of still-wet clothes! > 8{ I was horrified and totally fuming, having to stay and untangle the entire ball bit by bit, <x'{ and take them to air dry back at my dorm room. Such a bummer of an evening.

my motherinlaw had a zombie shirt and we took our blankets to get laundering proper, one of them had the same shirt in a smaller size stuck to it

I had a lady open my dryer and put some of her clothes in with mine. I walked over and asked her what she was doing and she explained she was broke an needed the clean clothes for a job onterview so I gave her some quarters so our clothes wouldn't get mixed up. We sat and chatted while our clothes dried and she was really nice lady, just had a run of bad luck.

um, why didn't she air-dry? actually hand-washing in a sink is super free if a bit slow so the cost could be negated easily

She did handwash them in the sink, but it is hard to air dry your clothes outside when it is well below freezing. You don't get dry clothes, you get frozen clothes.

fair enough


also someone on staff is pretty morbid with their references;

A Chad sits in a Snow Fort. Is the Fort made of him, or is he made of Snow Fort? He screams, because he does not know. 20 snowflakes.

<x'D hahaha! What a horrifying epiphany!
Perhaps it's made of Chad after all. >w> They'll both melt eventually.

Edit: OMG! I just got the exact same quote as I posted this!! <x'D Wow!
That is amazing! It's an omen.
Ou<; It means I gotta get the hell offline. x'D

Poor Chad. Existential crisis time is never fun.

i think we all do. that grant is the last order sign XD

Existential crisis moment of the year for me: Not knowing if I am even the same person that promised to be nicer to myself at the beginning of the year. ;U; ??? nyehh?

yeah, i you wouldn't do that to your bestie don't do it to yourself

Sage advice right there.

And remember, you don't have to love yourself to be nic to yourself.