Welcome, male-based robotic specimen!

xD its a kaimid!

A wild Kaimid appeared! owo

what type of pokeball does we need for it Dx

Interesting! Another unit! A female unit! *whirrs* What is your identification number?

I am LUCID 0069.

*is stunned* You are an earlier model! You must have been endowed with much experience and aging! It is a pleasure to meet you, almighty aged unit!

oooh... hold that thought. boyfriend's giving me some attentions. brb!

xD Nice Ava x'D

Yes, I have much experience and have seen many upgrades. I can teach you many things, young one.

...Addressing Demonskid...
Nice unnatural hair color.

thank you :3

...Addressing LUCID 0069...
*whirrs even more from excitement* Shall we proceed to an isolated room to share data and sparks?

...Addressing Demonskid...
You're welcome.

Dude keep your hubcaps on xD

...Addressing Demonskid...
I do not have hubcaps installed. I will remember to keep my hubcaps on once I obtain them, thank you, dear little squishy.

In my many years of research, I have learned that the sharing of personal data does not happen until after what the squishies call a "date." You must first buy me presents and food items and provide entertainment for the ritual to be complete.

But we are not squishies! Ah ha! -ha ha ha- We can proceed immediately with the data distribution!

And besides, I do not have any of these squishies' currencies to purchase your requested items. Entertainment...we can watch the squishies fight over silly matters, yes?

Yes, we can watch the squishies fight over silly matters and then proceed with the data distribution directly following. How do you propose that we provoke the squishies into action?

We do not need to provoke them into action. They are very random and will spontaneously combust!

*picks flowers*

*uses his tail to whip Demonskid's behind* You must spontaneously combust, squishy!

Oh look! A squishy victim! I will rewire her internal circuitry to cause mass explosions and chaos. and pain. lots of pain. Squishies don't seem to like that very much.

O~O, *fears for her life*

A squishy operation! YES!!! Shall we proceed, LUCID 0069?

Yes indeed, that would be the most practical course. **produces a large operating table**

;-; *runs away*

*whirrs with excitement* This is most excellent! Do you have the slicing instruments or shall I retrieve them?

It appears as though the squishy is not cooperative..

What did I just walk in on...?

You male models are equipped with the slicing instruments, while female models such as myself come equipped with storage units. I will catch the squishies and secure them this time. **Ties up the green squishy and lumbers after the purple one**

O-O, *hides in a tree hole*

Another squishy!

And yes, that does certainly sound like an efficient process *pulls out the cutting tools*.

How did I get caught? I am so lost... -Tries to free her self-

Your tools are very impressive, KAIMID 9001. My blushing units are engaged.

You won't escape this time, squishy! **grabs and carries back**

No! *wiggles*

*places the power of infinity on you all*

Do not resist, little squishy! You will make great contributions to science!

I don't want to do such! I'll die!

Indeed! Tools in good condition must be used to create optimal experiment results!

-Passes out just so she could leave in one way-

I admire the care you put into your personal instruments! **plops the squishy down on the table** Shall we begin the operation?