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dude, i'm basically a carrot with legs at this point. i wouldn't know anything about that x'''D
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<x'D Hahaha! Fair enough.
Although it's a bad idea to eat a carrot, especially with legs. xD I heard they can be quite pernicious renegades. >w> The first ones to start revolutions in the fridge. And attack boys in pajamas. |
*scoffs then winks* those boys didn't get anything they didn't go after themselves. i'm not the one who pulled me out and set me on the nightside table
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Damn!
Revenge of the Midnight Carrot. /|D That'd be one crisp, raw, forked-up treat to witness. |
you'd watch it happen? what a perv! what me and an adventurous lad do in the privacy of his room with a webcam going is our business alone!
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>:T Awhhh, bums. I wanted an epic battle between mortal and vegetable. <x'D
Didn't realize it was THAT sort of adventure. >W> |
lil' dude, look at this body. when you are as fine and starchy as i am it is ALWAYS that kind of adventure
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...ah! *slaps forehead*
<8o I forgot how phallic carrots were! >x'D |
not all of us, just the ones with high libidos
https://external-content.duckduckgo....jpg&f=1&nofb=1 |
<X'D I have no idea if this thread needs an [M] now.
Dammit! We had to awaken the carrots! Lol. |
it's not raised so i think we are in the clear!
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.u. I was gonna post an inappropriate carrot,
but I actually accidently found something better instead! <xD https://fb.ru/misc/i/gallery/17481/572379.jpg |
it is glorious and shall haunt me in my dreams~
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haaaha! i have honestly never seen that gif before X''D i think you win the internet today!
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