Kyp is a professional bird cage craftsman.

xaki kicks my teachers butt

Regine kissed my sister! D:

XD

elf hearler hates pastels

littl3chocobo is actually a moogle!

Jurinjo bathes in blueberry juice!

Reyoki stabs frogs for a living!

Demo kicks puppies...For fun.

MeiMei is not a natural violet! :O

reyoki /is/

Choboco's horns are really just a headband.

meimei's headband are really deformed horns

Aha, touche...

Chocobo's tail isn't real. It's an illusion. ;O

so are meimei's breasts >w> *is a bad girl*

PFFT. I could say the same about yours.

Chocobo's whole body is a lie. o 3o