Okay, seriously, I've had a single sip of Monster, and no Red Bull ever. I don't intend on drinking much more than that, either.

...Speaking of which, I just ran out of flavored drinks. Urgh. So thirsty...

I do not like Red Bull. I stay away from energy drinks. They kinda mess with me...

-Makes grabby hands for the vodka bottle.-

Yeah, I know your pain Espy. And Monster? Where? *looks around rapidly*

...-dilutes the vodka with four times the cranberry juice and adds a few drops of lime and orange extract- Here you go, Lio >.> No need for overly-drunken dancing.

Er...-points to somewhere-under-the-counter- There's a full can of Monster here...I haven't touched it.

B-but I like drunken dancey time!
-Shrugs and takes long swigs of the drink.-

Mmmmm <3

What exactly would inflation entail, detective L?

*levels sword at Espy* Thou shalt hand over the delicious nectar that is Monster or thou shalt forfeit thine life!

-Pouts.-

I wish I could have something to drink at work. I'm terrified to talk to my manager but it needs to be done. I will do it when I leave!

-sneaks the rum bottle away-

Eh, wha--?! -finds swordtip at throat-

...-quickly hands over the Monster-

A wise decision barkeep. *takes the Monster and begins to drink it while sheathing sword*

...I wonder if I should run while I have the chance to >.>

Now you wouldn't want to miss the party celebrating good Sir Funk's birthday, would you? *glares at menacingly*

It's Funk's birthday? -blinks-

On the 15th, Lio

And also...*punches Alpha in the face*
Don't point weapons at my employees

Funky is gonna be old! ^_^

I already am old.

Funk; Not as old as I am.

How old are you even? You can't be older by much

I am 21.

o_o Gonna be 22 in October.

*growls* Very well....it was all in good fun sir. *sits back down and continues drinking Monster*

That's not too bad. In fact the age seems as fine as wine, almost as though it is the prime of youth.

@Alpha Many things are

Funk. If its te prime I'll be decreasing soon

But it's not the exact prime, that's like...29-32 ish

._. Some how I feel like that is not very far away.

It all depends on how you look at it. My advice, just enjoy what you have while ya have it.....mostly time.

Time slips away to fast for me.

It's like I have so many books I want to read, but I can only read so fast. The clocks tick and I can't seem to read fast enough. I keep panicking I won't get to read everything I want.

Then don't panick. The books will always be there even as you grow older. My Aunt, for example, has boxes upon boxes of books from way back when that she reads

I have so many boxes now. And frankly, at some point we die. I wanna read all that I wish before I die.

Or become immortal, then I would worry less.

To read is only to pass the time, the way I see it. Although it is a good expenditure of time, and depending on the usage a practical expenditure of time, it is still just a way to pass the time.

I'm in complete opposition of that statement, Funk.

Here here Espy ( I think).

Reading is how I travel in space and time, how I experience life. It's a way for me to release stress, a way for me to relax, and ease myself.

Eh. Reading, for me, is a way for me to see outside of this world. It sounds cliche, but it's true. When people ask why I've such a vast imagination, I used to not know how to answer. I guess the real answer lies in the sheer amount of material I've read. I've been slacking on reading, lately, to be honest.

I've been slacking as well.

I used to be as well.

I wish I could get paid to read.

People do get paid to read... and then they write about it. They are writers and editors and critiques

I am not changing my major now.

What's your current major?
And it doesn't matter if you change your bachelor or not. Post-degree ftw

History.
-Blinks.-

And I don't know that I wanna do my master's yet.