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Q: Why am I sick?
A: 10 aurum. |
Q: How much would I have to pay you for that rainbow background item?
A: Clown shoes and a tow truck. |
Q: What are two things I never have any intention of owning?
A: Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred (525,600) |
Q: How many runes will you give me? XD
A: Nine |
Q: What you THINK the german girl is rating you as you pass by. Not my joke, but it applies.
A: Let it simmer for 20 minutes. |
Q: What do you do with boiling rice?
A: Gourd |
Q: Shall we follow the Gourd, or do as Brian does and remove our left shoe?
A: A duck. |
Q: Where do you think we are, in some Monty Python skit?
A: Walrus |
Q: What has the biggest teeth?
A: Stickers |
Q. How could I get the news to be quiet?
A. Humerous |
Q: What bone have you broken?
A: Elderberries. |
Q: What can I use here to make tea?
A: pudding |
Q: What do British people call "dessert"?
A: A garden hose. |
Q. What's the best place to get a drink of water in the summer?
A. Potatoes. |
Q: What's "taters"?
A: The pink ones. |
Q: Which Starburst candy tastes the best?
A: a microwave dinner. |
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