"You try to read the hilarious egg joke you got for posting, but you realize your eyes have turned into eggs."

"Did somebody fart? No, wait. It's just more eggs."

Good grief, Galla.

"When a mommy post and a daddy post love each other very much, you get X eggs!"

Don't know if you got that one yet :3

Edit: Or this one "Winter is coming: Better stock up on eggs, at least X."

No, I hadn't. *adds to the list*

How eggies are made is mine. :P

"It's like Mardi Gras, but instead of beads, they're throwing (x) eggs!"

At this rate, we're gonna have all the current ones before I go to bed.

ETA: Coda and Galla are both icky. lol

>3 Should be interesting.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty...knew better than to fall off, and throws *beep* eggs at you for doubting his balance!"

"While cleaning out your closet, you found X eggs. They're dusty, but probably fine..."

This is fun.

I'm tempted, after this event is over, to save the second post here, for a good laugh.

"Egg scientists have released a study showing that (x) egg scientists outperform regular scientists!"

yes, but for list purposes, keep it to X, (x) or (X), please. makes it easier on my derp brain.