There's a water treatment analysis software package called Plutocalc, which includes datasheets for various osmotic filters.

Banking

Pluto looks like a flat circle on an old diagram of the planets. Coins are flat circles. Coins are from banks.

Ginger

Neither gingers nor bankers have souls.

The Moon

@Coda I like the "both suck" connection XD

It's called mooning to show someone your bare buttocks. Horse traders used to place a piece of ginger between a horse's buttocks to make it appear more lively and carry its tail higher.

Corduroy

Corduroy is that teddy bear book I read when I was young. That teddy bear went around places at night. At night the moon shows up.

Arson

Corduroy is a flammable fabric, and there has been cases[citation needed] of arson caused by corduroy jackets left too close to the fireplace.


Chocolate

W-what... you mean I can't eat a chocolate bar in front of my enemy's burning house? o.o

Uranium

When radioactivity first entered the public consciousness, people made all sorts of radioactive stuff, including a radium-infused chocolate bar and uranium-infused glass.

Shadows

Uranium sounds like uranus and that's in space, and space is dark looking and so are shadows.

weeds

Weeds often grow in the shadows of other plants, since they're sturdier and need less sunlight.

Coca-Cola

I hate them both :| Plus, one's bad for your lawn and the other's bad for your stomach.

And if we're just going by "weed", well, you can easily find both around campus if you know where to look. (CMU's vending machines only sell Pepsi products, but.)

Ethereal

Ethereal beings are ghosts. Ghost signs are old, faded, hand-painted ads on the side of a building. Coca-Cola has many such ghost signs around the country.

Rope

Like you said, ethereal beings are ghosts. There are many ghosts around who came to exist because of a rope tied around their necks...


router

A cable is just a rope made of metal, and you connect cables to routers.

Unicorn

Unicorns are called unicorns because of the one horn on their heads. Uni=one. I have one router in me home.

Me

An old folk tale says unicorns can only be touched by virgins. I am a virgin.

Unless "me" refers to Boris. Then unicorns exist in stories, and Boris can write lots of stories with a pen that big.

Paraphilia