I think i had Subway too much as a kid and am a bit...scared of it now.

Woah! What happened?

Nothing. Just always had Subway whenever we went on a day trip, which was...often. And my mom loves pickles, so there’d always be pickles in the subs, and she’d just take the pickles out of my portion. But the taste is still there, and I hate pickles, so.

soda pressing Espy

oh my gods

I know you love them puns bro

-gurgling noise-

Oh, I see. Well, maybe you can find something to eat soon.

I do not get the pun you made in your prior post.

Aww, that’s so depressing.

Are you secretly Ashley
I was like, that girl is cool, then I read she doesn't like puns!!! How come

She probably thinks it’s a crass form of humor.

I'm now pro Charlie but Charlie hasn't dropped a single item for me. I can't be in one sided relationships like that

No kinky stuff?
-shuts self in closet-

*calls a furniture mover to take the closet to the underground club*

Come out of the closet, SparX. I'll support you all the way!!

-snorts in amusement-