Absolutely! Give me a minute and I'll mix up some lovely fruit juice for you. Any flavours you're particularly fond of? And thank you very much for the gift by the way!

*grabs shaker and ice cubes*

Not a problem! You looked lonely. Uhhh... I like sweet things! ^^

*creates a blend of strawberries, bananas and a dash of brown sugar, topped with whipped cream and a sweet cherry*
*decorates the drink with a little umbrella*

There you go. The flair of a fancy cocktail without any alcohol intoxication.

-Drinks it... loves it- This is delicious! This is SO much better than what I get in my cave.

Yeah, I figured your dwelling is slightly sub-par standards when you mentioned how half of your society just eats anyone. But we don't exactly choose the place we're born into, so instead you're always welcome here in my bar whenever you crave something different than... well, whatever your cave offers :f-dressup:

Ahh... Mostly people who wander into it. I don't like eating others, really - but it's what I do to survive...

Taivo and me make excellent lasagna. Would you like to try some?
*slides a plate in front of Strider*

Lasagna? -Takes a bite- ... This is the best thing I've ever tasted.

Much better than people, yes?
If someone had told me a few months ago Death would have a positive influence on another person's life... *glances at the bar owner*

I want food like this all the time! People are bland, and a little salty, but.. this... this is awesome!

@Veshora: Pfft, I have positive influence on a lot of people. You can call me a pillar of society.

@Strider: Would you like to learn how to cook such amazing meals? I do have an extra apron lying around somewhere, and the kitchen's big enough for three.

We should order pizza. For Strider.

And a side of alcohol. For me.

Back to the bar now. A virgin cosmopolitan pls

Pizza, booze and cosmopolitans coming right up!

The bar is surprisingly empty though, and it doesn't even fit my evil overlord resume... guess I need to invent a different venue for the next event.

...-perches self at bar-

Let me have half a pizza beforehand, and I'll be the only patron this bar will ever need.

Word! *serves Espy some delicious, freshly baked pizza*