I just want baked goods. Preferably served sans bigotry.

All our (((bagels))) are high fiber, gluten-free and bigotry-free. They might contain traces of facetious comments however.

are your bagels kosher?

Absolutely. Would you like some?

But I am not a guy. Or gay. Or attractive.*

*The last one is debatable I suppose.

And if he hired me, why did I not receive pay? XD

you got cupcakes, right?

Technically yes and no. Derpy got cupcakes (that I made) for his birthday. And he shared.

Probably because you're neither gay nor a guy. Competition in the workfield is harsh these days.

Buuuut....

if you bake some fresh cupcakes for us, you'll get paid in tickets *smile*

I mean...I do want to make some bigger coffee cupcakes. Those were pretty f-ing tasty, but as minis, they dried out too fast.

Sounds like a plan.

You're definitely attractive!*

*not saying in a creepy way, of course

**unlike the way I say it to DbM -winkwink-

*is already sound asleep in the snack shack*

-steals tiger-

*wakes up, grabs mdom as a substitute pillow and snoozes off again*

Well I'll be definitely softer than the tiger

G'night my sweet cushion XD