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If brevity is the soul of wit, then what the heck is that thing?
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...How many aurum did that ridiculous set-up net you :|
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It was glorious!
Did you hear about the guy that was admitted to the hospital after swallowing a bunch of plastic horses? They said his condition was stable. |
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You know, that guy's not alone in the hospital. There's another guy that ate a pony, and now he's feeling a little hoarse. |
Sure I drink brake fluid, But I can stop whenever I want! |
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What's the most that a pirate be willing to pay for corn?
A buck an ear! (This works best when delivered in a stereotypical pirate voice.) |
Has anyone seen Aventurine? It is a galvanizing show about a boy and his dog and their travels in a post-apocalyptic fayalite world. The dog, Jake, is a shapeshifting Labrodorite and a brother to the orphan boy, Finn. Along their adventures they befriend and betrandite many people. There is love with an unicorn, a Safflorite relationship between a gum queen and a vampiress, a Lich born of a Combeite, and Moh! The are 283 epidotes, and snails! So, why are you stilleite? Turn on your Tellurium and watch Adventurine Tennanite!
(A bit rusty and out of my streak, but Albeit into this game) |
If you want to stop being obese, you can't rush it. Weight.
You've gotta be hip with the plan or you'll go belly-up. While you're working on it, don't stress out too much about your pants size, because a waist is a terrible thing to mind. |
We paint ceilings, ceilings, ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings.
We don't paint floors. They're beneath us. |
I couldn't use nails to hold my ice house together, so I used iglue.
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To help streamline the docking process the Norwegian navy has put barcodes on all of their ships. That way when they come into harbor they just Scan-Da-Navy-In.
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what have i done
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oh no
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Oh YES.
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