Derpy sneezes in his sleep, waking himself up. He sits up, rubbing sleepily at his eyes. An empty candy wrapper is stuck to the side of his head.
"HI VESHOWA!" He runs over at full speed and clings to your leg like a barnacle does to a ship's hull.

"Hi Derpy!! How are you today? What's your favorite type of Halloween candy?"

I thought candy makes you more awake/hyper, not put one to sleep. o_O *shrugs*

rolls in with a big bowl of candy*

I volunteer as a test person in the upcoming experiment to prove once and for all whether candy makes people sleepy or awake. For science!

too much candy makes me sick >___<

You probably should share your candy then :P

i try! i have 2 shelves of my pantry full of candy T_T

i want some more candy in my life

->
actually would prefer something savory right now
(I still have to work on another forum's calendar layout in the lab, and tonight I'm scheduled as librarian again in our LGBTA meeting point. Which means I probably won't be home until 10 p.m. and it's quite the rain storm outside)

oooh, a spoopy hangout! happy Nox and Halloween! =)

Derpy waddles over and offers you a small bag of Doritos and an umbrella.

mmmm...chips xD

you can have my chips if you give me candy

Derpy begins to look very concerned. "But...what if I want chips AND candy?"

At the same time???? D: