I googled him and... he's a pony?

waaaah, someone save me from obligations!

Which particular obligation are you trying to escape?

o.o *floats in* Yo.

Yo...gurt?

:] Ah, Chobani!

wanders through here

I need proof of such humoungous crystals

large crystals? large crystals.

i have seen many things.

:/ Do these crystals eat regular moisture, or do they grow on lost hopes and dreams?

attempts to eat a crystal.

;-; *stares at crystals with such pain*...it's-I'm not-I'm not sure it's working. <:/ *shrug*

becomes a crystal in the distance

If you're a crystal, :] does this mean I can bury you in Mesoamerica?

becomes un-crystal in the distance
takes over minnesota

:D Hey. Cool! Mind the great lakes up there. I heard they've got monsters.