No need to be Kyp. I don't see why you should be.

I'm a good writer, and you haven't said yes yet Kyp.

STORYTIME! I want to hear this adventure story about Kyp and Nikko! sounds like fun!

Why would you be worried Kyp? <.< >.>

Oh question: How short is short? 1 line, 500 words, 600 pages?

Yay Kyp, I know people will write awesome stories about you.

Short story isn't one sentence. >.> 600 pages would be a book, 500 - 1.5k words seems to surfice, but there isn't a limit on how many words you need to put.

There are one sentence stories: "Once upon a time there was a princess and she lived happily ever after."
But okay, I'll keep that in mind while writing a story.

whoops
I accidentally put something here for a second xD

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think I know which staff member I'm going to write about.

....

And only because I can get away with it. xD;

We have our first contestant. =3

Wow that's fast... *thinking of a good story*

DARN. I wanted to be the first! Alright...

-cracks knuckles-

I'mma get on this!

I will write a story about the users~!

Nikko should write about me. xDD;