He's in a well!

Oh, dear God, where is Lassie when you need her?

i dunno but i had some fabulous soup yesterday<3

oh dear god! why are you doing that to the cat?!

It's not my fault, I swear, it asked me to shave it! At least that's what I think the 'meow meow meeeeow' meant...either that or it was hungry...

Oh dear god! Is that a tail I see poking from your back?!

<< >> <<........<3 maybe

oh dear god is that a snuke up your snit?!

A who up my WHAT?!? OnO

Oh dear GAWD!!! Is that a rabid squirrel on your head!!??

no he's perfectly tame *ouch*...mostly^^:


oh dear god why are you standing next to freddy kruger?!

Well he had cool claws and I...wait a sec that's FREDDY KRUGER??? *back away slowly*

Oh dear god! Is that your cat hanging from your ceiling behind you?!

....My neighbor's fault. -shifty eyes-

Oh dear gawd. What...did you do to my hat?!

I gave it to Charity

OH DEAR GOD! What are they doing to each other?

what does it look like ;)

oh dear god! what's in the sky?

Oh, it's just King Ghidora. xD

Oh dear god!!! Is that what I think it is!?

... No.... Its just a bottle down my pants. Jeesh!

OH DEAR GOD, DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!

[Batty is so tired, she had no originality right now. xD]

*looks shiftily to one side* Um... Depends on what you just saw? *hides evidence*

Oh dear God! Did you just see that gigantic snake over there?!

XD its fine Godzilla ate it.

Oh dear god! What is that plastic thing your wearing?

<< that is mine and my doctor's business only....


oh dear god! why did you stick the toast down your pants?!

I don't have pants, so, you were obsiously talking about someone else. Or maybe I have toast eating monster in my pocket.

Oh dear God! Why are you looking like you have flowerbed on your head?