Friend: So, what are you doing? ^_^
Me: Riding my pony in the desert trying to kill a gigantic worm with my pistol. (Darksiders
Friend: o.O Ok then...

Note : This was originaly in French.

Me, confused : ...... (x_.)
Friend : What the hell are you doing floating on the roof. (O.O)
Me : ... I'm ... I'm not sure... It just kind of happened. (x.?)
Friend : Oh. (-.-)

Explanation : I was playing that one sonic game where he's a werewolf or something, and literaly in the 5 first minutes of the game while I was trying to figure out the controls, I'm starting levitating toward the sky. I stayed up there for a couple second before something loaded me to the ground xD I don't even know how that happened and didn't even knew this was even possible.

I was playing Diablo 3 a few days ago and i was fighing one of the bosses... so im running around and constantly dying... but i get to the point of his AOE attack and im just running around scream "OH shit he wants my dicks keep running" i eventually beat him after screaming this out several times..

I always end up sticking out my tongue and biting it between my teeth while playing.
Playing games and reading books make me totally space out and ignore everyone around me lol.

My sister died in mario and told him to get a faggot to match his face.
I have no idea what that means.
But she was dead serious.
And she definitely wasn't talking about gay people. xD