he was halfway through his burger when he finally offered up his name and a fry to the strange boy, "clancy but lots'a people like to call me skittles or some shit like that though if you call me augustus i will punch you in the nose." he gave a lopsided grin as the fry was taken and a bit of bacon was passed back, "you ain't so bad for a pervert"

His mouth some what fell agape at his choices. The first he realized the poor lads mother must have been on drugs, the second explained his fixation, but the last. He pursed his lips “Skittles, taste the rainbow... do you bleed skittles like those commercials?” He asked

he pursed his lips at the question, "i am not a faggot and i don't own a damn tv, so shut the hell up"

He shook his head with a beguiling smile on his lips. "Sorry but that the slogan for the skittles. Never meant to imply anything about your sexuality." He said forking another piece of waffle into his mouth as his pocket started to vibrate. His absence from his friends side had finally been noticed. "Are you addicted to skittles?" He said fishing out his phone to send a text back.

still miffed he ate a handful of fries and waited for the other boy to finish texting before he bothered to answer, "i like 'em well enough but mostly i am just fat, better that than meatloaf boy or jelly roll or some shit"

He cocked a grin. "Skittles have nothing to do with fatness, they are just a candy. I mean I could think of a better endearing name for an obese boy." He said eating some of his own uneaten fries. "At least something not so colorful." He offered.

"it isn't meant to be 'endearing' it is meant to offend stupid... so what is your dysfunction?"

He grinned. "As far as I know I do not have a dysfunction, then again I'm not a doctor so I can not diagnose myself." Folding his hands into a bridge he rested his head on the top of his knuckles. "Aren't you a little young to be at a movie by yourself?"

this time he growled, "i am not a fucking kid either, i am old enough to do shit on my own thank-you-very-much. your dysfunction is you are a nosy idiot"

"I am sure you have been old enough to shit on your own since you left your diapers. Are you a doctor?" He asked slyly. "And until you prove me other wise I will not believe your diagnosis or that, that is a disease."

he was growing sick of the boy's bullshit, even free food was not enough to have to put up with it and taking one more bite of his burger he pushed the meal away and stood up, "dude, this shit is stupid, thanks for the chow but i can't stand the company, i'm outie"

"Good bye rainbow delight." He said finally moving so that he could wave his hand. "It was nice meeting you." He found himself wrapping the rest of the uneaten burger up along with the fries before asking for a togo box for his own waffles.

he did his best to ignore the other and quickly left the diner. as he went back to his spot on the sidewalk he realized he left his candy though he didn't want to have to go back and get it. he texted his sister to come get him early

Before leaving the waitress flagged him down, handing him a large bag of skittles. He spied the boy sitting on the curb and walked over to him holding the bag of skittles along with his abandoned food aloft. "If you say the next sentence with shit in it you are not getting these skittles back. And since I treated you to dinner you owe me a shit movie." He said slightly amused with his own ballsy proclamation. "My phone number is in the take out bag. Call me with a date and time if we have a deal." He winked mockingly like a true flamboyant man putting emphasis on the boys name while puckering his lips in a air kiss. "Skittles." He stood waiting to ear the curse utter from the boys mouth.

the words were spoken as soon as he managed to hit the send though he couldn't do much else more than look up and gawk at the words that spilled out of the boy's mouth, it took him several long seconds to find anything to say, "shit"

He smiled, setting the take out bag beside the boy and walking away with the skittles, digging through the captured bag to find the blue ones.