-does not move- ....

*The floor would have you know it is not enchanted or possessed, and these are not the floorboards you are looking for*

Enough with the floor please. Not really the point of this thread.

The bouncer refuses to get their hands dirty doing actual bouncer work.

-still has not moved. might be dead- ..........+cough+

People in hooded robes pick up choco's not-corpse and carry it through a trap door into the catacombs beneath the hall and deposit the body through another door next to a river with a book of food stamps and a bouquet.

-coughs all the way-