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Oooooohhhhh I had to tell that to everyone surrounding me XD |
*just keeps giggling and snorting uncontrollably*
I specialize in sarcasm and wit not slap stick. |
Only 8 more posts till the next winner =D
I may or may not have to work tonight because we have an order that has to be out by friday.... I can either try to work some tonight and have regular hours tomorrow or work 9-7 tomorrow D: |
Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease. |
You ever hear about the invention of the shovel?
It was groundbreaking! |
I tried really hard to think of a joke. . . a pun even . . .
I'v got nothing XD |
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
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what did the mama cow say to the baby cow
go to bed its pasture bedtime |
This sight is very j-ocular at the moment.
(But pupil be as bad as this one) |
Why do fish always sing off key?
because you cant... tuna fish |
Can I get a round of applause?
*Gets applesauce poured on her* |
"Why are you procrastinating?"
"I'm sorry, it's innate" |
D: I accidentally posted on the 50th oh noooooooo
I don't count. *shoves tickets to law* |
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh |
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That one actually kinda hurt Ath. In a physical manner. Oh well. On to more REALLY bad jokes. I will take a hint from you Ath. XD Feel what you have done to me or enjoy it lol What do you call bears with no bees? Ears. |
I get what you mean by it hurts xD
I'll use to same idea.. Why don't people like stairs who aren't Saints? Because they're putting on airs. |
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...the humor here is so brilliant that my dog fled when I read them aloud - such was his joy at hearing such gold! We are clearly the creme of the crackerbox of comedy! |
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The above was my attempt at being the Tick...I failed... So...what about those egg puns, right? |
I don't know who the tick is, but I laughed at the "please take your humerus elsewhere" when it was followed by "my dog fled." xD
Puns..how does one do puns '_' ... This is my attempt at chatting. How does one chat in a joke thread? |
A horse enters a bar and walks over to the bartender, the bartender looks at the horse and says, hey buddy, why the long face?
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Speaking of bad jokes Why are ghosts bad at lying? You can see right through them =P |
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You are a spoon law
and I would not mind meme jokes either, BUT ONLY AS LONG AS THEY ARE BAD! XD https://secure.static.tumblr.com/cb6...tatic__640.jpg |
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots? |
Why did the Iphone wear glasses?
It lost it's contacts also https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...03518739-1.jpg |
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Ahahhahaha XD
What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing dogs can't talk. |
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station! |
*head desk*
ouch that one XD Why did the fish get bad grades? because it was below "sea" level :D |
Where do fruits go to camp?
The Jam-boree |
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. |
What do you call a janitor's former (girl/boy)friend?
A Kleenex |
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Clausterphobic |
What do you throw to a three-headed dog?
A Trisphee |
Hah, nice!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! |
Why did they put Pythagoras in jail?
He broke the law(tan(x)) ...I tried. |
HAHA! that was quite .... L-awful lawtan ;D
and congrats to Ath for beings post 75 XD |
Woot, thank you!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch |
I like that one it's really cute XD
Unfortunately to everyone in this thread I can say only this though https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-7a92fc.png |
Heh, nice.
How do you organize a space party? You planet! |
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