If I'd been drinking anything while reading your post, my screen'd be wet.

ANYWAYS, UH.

People think you're a necromancer, or else have some sort of connection with the undead. Sure, you may be an undead being yourself, but you sure as heck can't control them. Instead, your powers involve pyromancy. All of your enemies are caught off-guard as well.

She can summon unicorns that poop strawberries.

mdom can slice the skies and rainbows will appear

That's the oldest trick in the book ;D

Your hands makes every living thing it touches look irresistible.
This is how the slang meaning of hot started.

Your superpower is being unrecognizable without your bird head on.
It makes for great spy missions.

if madoka was the sun, u r the moon. u have the power to mimic all past, present, and future magical girls. it's puella magi madoka magica all over again

F*&%&(%^&% YEAH LIFE F*$%#$(N RULES FOR ME NOW

You obviously have the super powers to make anyone happy. It is a very rare and valuable super power

being super cool obvs

Also cat whisperer <3

The power to create prismatic rainbows! It doesn't do much, but it looks pretty!

power of yodeling enough decibels to crack an egg

the power of aromatic rainforest-scented farts.

Secretly your entire head is made of baby owls.

Hair only grows on half of her head

when u booty bump someone, u send them into orbit.

...thanks, nearly spat out my lemonade.

bluebird has a magnetic personality. like...literally. cyborgs and robots are attracted to their personality.

neat. i'll be spared when they finally take over.

u can manipulate wind. which is v useful when aiming.

You can summon packs of puppies at any moment, in any place in the galaxy.

Gives people nightmares in which they can't stop pirouetting

Lol good one.

Can make anyone brighten up their world with vast amounts of color and beauty.

It is now suddenly raining literal cats and dogs.

Can pull a baseball bat or guitar out of people's heads.

Can glide effortlessly between the waking and dream worlds.

Can make all computers in a 100 ft turn into AIs that love you, and transfer all bank account funds of their users to you.

u can talk to animals!!!

Is knife worm. A formidable foe.

yes while u can like gut punch someone until they explode like a water balloon, i have studied the blade

You have the ability to scare even the most desensitized horror fanatics.

you have the power to lead an animal army

You have the ability to make total environments change randomly so no one can ever walk forwards or backwards knowing where they are going.

You have the ability to make people remember the worst things on their birthday.

You have the ability to summon ghost candles, and to spook people by summoning knives and various insects.

When they bark at the void, the void barks back.
What? No one said the super power had to be useful!

You have the ability to bring the entirety of the LGBT community into the yard, thus getting them to crack open a cold one. You can also summon rainbows in your yard.

You have the ability to...channel lunar light to stun and petrify whoever you want. ...Which is actually pretty similar to a certain character in Tyranny.

You have the ability to write a good book, that will eat just about everything on the planet.

Heal people with words!