Pfft. A staff?

It was a HUMPBACK WHALE.

Shhhh Whales are mostly waterr dehydrate it and it would fit!

Instant whale, just add water?

... Not sure that'd be a very commercializable product.

Oh it would…. think of all the other things they sell that you add water too

My drink is on the floor.

You mean all of that water around the island you're standing on? Why would you drink that?

That's, like, the OPPOSITE of a cupholder.

I put so many bananas into my cupholder that it created a rip in time and space that leads to a dimension where Banana people rule and their king is secretly a evil monkey who likes to fart when everyone is looking.

:P

...Wasn't that a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode?

No. That is my avatar. She's not me. She's Weird. My water is sitting in a purple bottle on the floor by my chair. XD

lol maybe we should make a list like we did with the Egg Quotes.

http://i.imgur.com/bZlsVGK.png

Well, actually...

Depends on your definition of "drink".

those look like drinks to me. lol

That's what I was trying to DO with this thread! XD

I just got this one:

"These are not the drinks you're looking for."

lol we need an actual list...

Yeah, but I'm staff, so I could just GET a list, and that's no fun. :P Someone else should maintain it.