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Fine….. *gives up the largest slice of Red Velvet cake* I'll eat the other one.
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Man, that's a hungry beast!
How about I give it baked potato with cheese. |
*feeds the beast a bag of chips*
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Let's see, how about breakfast sausages candied in maple syrup?
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*cautiously offers the beast a nice plum pudding*
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Hungry beast indeed! It starts with A Massive Bowl of Pho, Complete With Homemade Rice Noodles, Seasonal Fresh Veggies and Wagyu Beef Slices, then baked potato with cheese are gone faster than you can blink. It munches a bag of chips. Afterwards the beast still enjoys breakfast sausages candied in maple syrup, and then plum pudding as a nice little dessert.
With such a huge load of food, be prepared for the first round to end in a few hours. Maybe then the beast will be more picky, who knows? Oh, and unfortunately the largest slice of Red Velvet cake was eaten by a hungry villager. Sorry, Tiva. I suppose you should've waited your turn. |
*Pushes a platter of mashed potatoes with tender steak through the bushes*
*rustles away* |
The beast eats mashed potatoes with tender steak and even swallows a few stray twigs from the bushes along with its meal.
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-finally offers the Lutefisk to the beast-
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My sister's making us going a ketogenic diet, which means this fruit salad is going to go to waste. Maybe the beast will enjoy it?
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*feeds the beast some pasta*
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The beast has no idea about ketogenic diets (or any diets for that matter, even though it once ate a nutrition guidebook), but it recognizes a good meal when it sees one. Soon enough your fruit salad is history.
Maybe the beast isn't nordic, or it fainted from the smell. Whatever it is, Lutefisk doesn't seem to satisfy the beast's cravings. Neither does pasta. |
*offers A Turkey and Provolone Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread to the Beast*
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*hands the beast a bunch of chicken nuggets* |
The beast eats both A Turkey and Provolone Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread and chicken nuggets, but then it goes to sleep and the round concludes.
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New Taste "I think we figured it out", said the monarch. "The beast likes everything that is more than one word." "Your majesty!", the scout reported. "As much as I would love to believe that... the beast has just eaten a mango. And it still looks hungry!" |
Would the beast like some salmon perhaps?
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The beast awakes at the smell of salmon and gracefully accepts your offer.
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Dang it, I counted someone that wasn't able to go. Oh well *eats her cake*
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*cautiously offers the beast some pancakes*
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How about a slice of pepperoni pizza?
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I offer the beast some Chicken Alfredo with four Cheese sauce
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Offers the beast a baked apple pie.
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Hmmm...perhaps the beast might like some s'mores?
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*Peels and offers an orange to the Beast*
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Dude this milkshake is amazing, the beast has got to try it
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I have brought a pineapple to the beast.
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*offers up a basket of perfectly ripened persimmons to the beast*
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*shares the best, ripest, sweetest Guava she can find with the Beast*
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*tosses a bowl of dried hibiscus flowers towards the beast*
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I bequeath upon the beast a banana split! With caramel sauce.
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I'll try some melon too.
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*hands the beast a waffle with whipped cream and butterscotch bits*
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*sneaks in and eats part of Sternum's offering before leaving a pile of homemade caramels*
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After its first huge meal the beast seems to have become a lot choosier. It just sniffs at the pancakes once and also turns its back to pepperoni pizza. Chicken Alfredo with four Cheese sauce doesn't appear to interest the beast and baked apple pie is also refused. I would have sworn everyone likes s'mores, but the beast apparently doesn't.
However it looks delighted at Den's peeled orange and swallows it whole. You'd think a milkshake goes well with fruit, but the beast is either lactose intolerant or just plainly uninterested. It also refuses a pineapple, persimmons and a guava. Neither does it eat dried hibiscus flowers. I have no idea if it was the sauce, the fruit or the ice cream, but banana split! With caramel sauce doesn't please the beast. However just as you think the beast isn't hungry, it darts forward and eats the entire melon. Afterwards it completely ignores a waffle with whipped cream and butterscotch bits, so Kaderin can also come back for the rest of it. And if she does, she'll notice the beast hasn't even touched her homemade caramels... |
I offer the beast corned beef and cabbage
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The beast shakes its head at corned beef and cabbage.
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How bout some macadamia nuts?
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I had some spaghetti this morning? There's still some leftover
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The beast thinks your offer is nuts. To be fair, it sort of is. No love for macadamia nuts this time. Neither does the beast try spaghetti.
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