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Tiva 08-06-2017 07:37 PM

Fine….. *gives up the largest slice of Red Velvet cake* I'll eat the other one.

mdom 08-06-2017 08:29 PM

Man, that's a hungry beast!
How about I give it baked potato with cheese.

tsukiko 08-06-2017 11:03 PM

*feeds the beast a bag of chips*

Quiet Man Cometh 08-06-2017 11:08 PM

Let's see, how about breakfast sausages candied in maple syrup?

Kaderin Triste 08-06-2017 11:13 PM

*cautiously offers the beast a nice plum pudding*

Death by Mirrors 08-07-2017 07:56 AM

Hungry beast indeed! It starts with A Massive Bowl of Pho, Complete With Homemade Rice Noodles, Seasonal Fresh Veggies and Wagyu Beef Slices, then baked potato with cheese are gone faster than you can blink. It munches a bag of chips. Afterwards the beast still enjoys breakfast sausages candied in maple syrup, and then plum pudding as a nice little dessert.

With such a huge load of food, be prepared for the first round to end in a few hours. Maybe then the beast will be more picky, who knows?

Oh, and unfortunately the largest slice of Red Velvet cake was eaten by a hungry villager. Sorry, Tiva. I suppose you should've waited your turn.

daikokunyo 08-07-2017 08:55 AM

*Pushes a platter of mashed potatoes with tender steak through the bushes*
*rustles away*

Death by Mirrors 08-07-2017 08:57 AM

The beast eats mashed potatoes with tender steak and even swallows a few stray twigs from the bushes along with its meal.

SparX 08-07-2017 10:48 AM

-finally offers the Lutefisk to the beast-

MonBon 08-07-2017 02:11 PM

My sister's making us going a ketogenic diet, which means this fruit salad is going to go to waste. Maybe the beast will enjoy it?

tsukiko 08-07-2017 04:22 PM

*feeds the beast some pasta*

Death by Mirrors 08-07-2017 05:24 PM

The beast has no idea about ketogenic diets (or any diets for that matter, even though it once ate a nutrition guidebook), but it recognizes a good meal when it sees one. Soon enough your fruit salad is history.

Maybe the beast isn't nordic, or it fainted from the smell. Whatever it is, Lutefisk doesn't seem to satisfy the beast's cravings. Neither does pasta.

Den 08-07-2017 05:50 PM

*offers A Turkey and Provolone Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread to the Beast*

Pessimisticat 08-07-2017 05:57 PM

*hands the beast a bunch of chicken nuggets*

Death by Mirrors 08-07-2017 06:05 PM

The beast eats both A Turkey and Provolone Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread and chicken nuggets, but then it goes to sleep and the round concludes.

Death by Mirrors 08-07-2017 06:06 PM

New Taste


"I think we figured it out", said the monarch. "The beast likes everything that is more than one word."

"Your majesty!", the scout reported. "As much as I would love to believe that... the beast has just eaten a mango. And it still looks hungry!"

MonBon 08-07-2017 06:36 PM

Would the beast like some salmon perhaps?

Death by Mirrors 08-07-2017 06:53 PM

The beast awakes at the smell of salmon and gracefully accepts your offer.

Tiva 08-07-2017 08:04 PM

Dang it, I counted someone that wasn't able to go. Oh well *eats her cake*

Kaderin Triste 08-07-2017 08:21 PM

*cautiously offers the beast some pancakes*

mdom 08-07-2017 08:33 PM

How about a slice of pepperoni pizza?

SparX 08-07-2017 08:44 PM

I offer the beast some Chicken Alfredo with four Cheese sauce

Quiet Man Cometh 08-07-2017 08:51 PM

Offers the beast a baked apple pie.

Kaderin Triste 08-07-2017 08:53 PM

Hmmm...perhaps the beast might like some s'mores?

Den 08-07-2017 09:33 PM

*Peels and offers an orange to the Beast*

MonBon 08-07-2017 10:11 PM

Dude this milkshake is amazing, the beast has got to try it

mdom 08-07-2017 10:50 PM

I have brought a pineapple to the beast.

Kaderin Triste 08-07-2017 11:04 PM

*offers up a basket of perfectly ripened persimmons to the beast*

Den 08-07-2017 11:06 PM

*shares the best, ripest, sweetest Guava she can find with the Beast*

tsukiko 08-07-2017 11:30 PM

*tosses a bowl of dried hibiscus flowers towards the beast*

Quiet Man Cometh 08-07-2017 11:48 PM

I bequeath upon the beast a banana split! With caramel sauce.

mdom 08-07-2017 11:49 PM

I'll try some melon too.

daikokunyo 08-08-2017 12:24 AM

*hands the beast a waffle with whipped cream and butterscotch bits*

Kaderin Triste 08-08-2017 12:27 AM

*sneaks in and eats part of Sternum's offering before leaving a pile of homemade caramels*
>.>
<.<

Death by Mirrors 08-08-2017 06:30 AM

After its first huge meal the beast seems to have become a lot choosier. It just sniffs at the pancakes once and also turns its back to pepperoni pizza. Chicken Alfredo with four Cheese sauce doesn't appear to interest the beast and baked apple pie is also refused. I would have sworn everyone likes s'mores, but the beast apparently doesn't.

However it looks delighted at Den's peeled orange and swallows it whole.

You'd think a milkshake goes well with fruit, but the beast is either lactose intolerant or just plainly uninterested. It also refuses a pineapple, persimmons and a guava. Neither does it eat dried hibiscus flowers. I have no idea if it was the sauce, the fruit or the ice cream, but banana split! With caramel sauce doesn't please the beast.

However just as you think the beast isn't hungry, it darts forward and eats the entire melon.

Afterwards it completely ignores a waffle with whipped cream and butterscotch bits, so Kaderin can also come back for the rest of it. And if she does, she'll notice the beast hasn't even touched her homemade caramels...

SparX 08-08-2017 10:48 AM

I offer the beast corned beef and cabbage

Death by Mirrors 08-08-2017 12:51 PM

The beast shakes its head at corned beef and cabbage.

mdom 08-08-2017 02:02 PM

How bout some macadamia nuts?

MonBon 08-08-2017 02:35 PM

I had some spaghetti this morning? There's still some leftover

Death by Mirrors 08-08-2017 05:38 PM

The beast thinks your offer is nuts. To be fair, it sort of is. No love for macadamia nuts this time. Neither does the beast try spaghetti.


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