Besides, wouldn't you miss me if I wasn't around anymore? o.O

Yeah, I would.

Had a good night's sleep, how is everyone today?

goody. i'm still sick.

i can't tell if your title means a mechanic who can fix broken hearts
or simply a mechanic who is currently head over heels someone
or having robot-qualities when it comes to love.
it's kind of brilliant in a way.

I am back!
=D
I have been unable to sit in my living room for over a week because of how bad the turtle tank smells. . .

And how is everyone today? It's prolly gonna rain later - not great weather for bike-riding. Or much else to be honest.

It's a great day to clean our guns and drink a pint or two though

Pssh. I keep mine pristine. Then again, they don't really see a lot of use. There are better ways to deal with shit than shooting it.

Lack of use is no excuse to not kept it maintained regularly, but you are correct in there are better ways to solve things. :p

Maybe we should build an indoor track for our bikes.