'your stuffed tiger is Hobbes' == false

if (userAnswer == "false") {
console.log("well sh-t 💩");

Ow, thanks, nearly choked on my curry.

3 is your lie.

Because any active KGB member plays a lot of games.

Nope. 2 was my lie. I'm actually an *inactive* member of the KGB :P

Hehe, alright. Fair point :P

You're a good liar.

Does that mean I won

Nope :P

@mdom It means Espy needs to think up a new set.

Hey but Espy is definitely not part of the russian spies, I'm pretty sure Espy was born *after* KGB was extinct so I was closer to the truth!! Y'all just hate me

Ugh someone else do a set.

Derpy raises a paw. "Can I do one?"

Sure.

"Hmmmm" Derpy thinks for a minute. "I got it!"

1. I hate tea.
2. I have a fox fwend named Diego.
3. I don't like cinnamon donuts.

Hmmm.... I think #3 is your lie, you like all donuts.

"Nuh-uh! I don't like cinnamon donuts cuz I don't like cinnamon. ...but I'll still eat them..."

"Yeah. Coffee's better, but I do like tea!"

Yay, it's Martian's time!

Two truths and a lie, 'ey?
1. I like tea.
2. I'm British.
3. I really like Wheatley from Portal 2.

Nah. I like Wheatley from Portal 2 too much for my own good, mate. Probably because he's British. Not a lot of British characters in games.

Your lie is you like tea then

I guess you want to be British, but are from the US.

The leaf water is a damn lie.

I'll pass my turn to DreadedMartian

Reckon 1 is the lie.

probably 2, then.

Hey, you can't say all numbers
but ok, go again VoidBarker xD

wait, mdom, you haven't had your turn. :(

I don't want any turns because I'd have to share two truths and I'm always lyin'
ALWAYS LYIN'

1- I can do a front split despite being obese
2- One day I kid called me ugly and then I went home and cried
3- I have read only five books this whole year

am I lying on all 3? quite possibly

mmmmm i'd say 2.

Anyone else?

And DreadedMartian wins!
I have read less than that :((((
I don't have focus anymore since the new meds.