Ok, so I *can* call my Taiwanese friend Chinese then... right xD

Or you can insult her house in Spanish. *points upwards to Kaderin*
Social interaction at its finest ^^

Why would be I so mean to my friends!!

It... really depends on how patriotic your friend is. And which political party they side with.

There are some idiots in Taiwan who want to go back to being under Chinese rule. There are some other idiots in Taiwan who want Taiwan to become a US state, or at least a US territory.

Best to check with her instead. If you already called her Chinese in the past and she never said anything about it, she might be fine with it. Or too shy/polite to correct you in front of others.

*in front of the internet

I don't think she minds, actually |D

Well, internet has means of private messages and such, so yeah she probably doesn't mind. But I'm not taking any responsibility either way for what you call my friends. I mean, I call mine crazy, so... :f-darkness:

Since we're talking 'bout Death, I suspect a flock of dustbunnies and the occasional forgotten science experiment.

Are you a science experiment from DbM?

She's my librarian.

Nice mule, Death. XD

you could've turned your experiment into your librarian!

Yes, and then I could go to Paris and become a painter.

You'd paint efficiently with all those limbs

Don't encourage her. Who will work for me if she packs her bags?

Derpy waddles in.
"I could work for you! I like books! But you gotta pay me...in donuts and coffee."

Sounds like a good deal if you ask me, DbM!!

A good deal indeed. Derpy, you're hired!
*gives Derpy a box of donuts as an advance*

...-skitters around anxiously due to wanting a donut-

Derpy, lets work in a library together. :D And we can take coffee breaks!

DbM is going to have an army of librarians |D

To be honest an army of librarians sounds pretty amazing!

Now I made myself sad D:
The Librarians was cancelled!

Would you like a cheer up donut?

Yes, please T^T
maybe two

Two is for worse tragedies only :P

WHAT
it is a tragedy
I liked that series ok

*sigh* Why do all the good shows get canceled early? Firefly, Terra Nova, The Librarians...
Honestly, I haven't watched The Librarians yet, but I love the first of the movies that the show was based on...and I've been meaning to watch it.

Do it! Noah Wyle appears sometimes and he was the producer.

Was gonna, but it seems to not be on Netflix...so...I'm pretty much s.o.l for now.

aw D:
also brooklyn 99 was cancelled. whyyyy T^T

Because they hate us and they want us to suffer.

I want good comedies!!

Have you watched The IT Crowd?
If not, do so immediately.

YES

I love Richard Ayoade. My heart was crushed when I found out he was married with 390423809423904 kids.

Lol. I was super late to the IT Crowd game apparently, but I would watch it over and over again.
And yes, that sucks! And also (for me anyway) that Chris O'Dowd is married with kids too. Of course, neither one really crushes me that much since I realistically know that the odds of ANY actor not only meeting me, but also wanting me is less than zero, but still. And also because even though they are great and physically appealing, I'm ace, so yeah, not really in the market for a man or woman. Unless they want to just be my kind benefactor and pay for all my stuff for life so that I can work but don't have to without expecting anything other than friendship...
(Woo rant-like oversharing that no one really cares about! 8D)

hehe I also know that the odds (especially with me in Brazil) are astronomically low BUT I like dreaming with single guys pls

also I wouldn't mind them paying things xD like they say, the idea relationship. Pay me 5k a month and leave.

I just need some good glucose buddies. Some friends that are fun, but not super fraining, to hang out with and will buy me stuff. XD
If those people could be a celebrities, so much the better...