We're shame sledding down the mountain with Quiet's canoe.

Ohhhhhhhh...I seeee..=w= *yawns and takes out a harpoon, launching it at the canoe and is dragged along for the ride, snoozing however* -U- ~~~~~}

WAKE UP, YOU MISS ALL THE FUN!

<x{ Muhhhh, Death, five more minuuutes! *waves hand* I gotta stretch if I'm gonna fun you knowww. *yawns and stretches arms* -o<

Well, I suppose we could go right again once we reach shame bottom. Who volunteers to drag up the canoe afterwards?

-w- Mmm, *raises skelly leg* I'll do it but only if there's epic music playing in the background for me.

*checks playlist*
I can offer....the main PotC/Captain Jack Sparrow theme music?

-w- hmmmmmmmmmmm,
>w- hmmmmmmm,
If ya know it, I'll take the Underwater March theme from Pirates of the Caribbean. >w< The one where the gents take a walk...not to the boats. *stretches, cracking bony bones*

Good choice!
Your taste in music qualifies you for the hard and responsible task. You're hired.

Yussss! >w< Hehehehehe! I will do my best then. I got cool robo-legs that can totally climb anything. -w- Even mountains of shame!
*takes the canoe back up, dragging it by the harpoon* Rhh, no problem-! >w+ I climb up shame, all da time-!...n-not all the time, just-...often enough. ^~^;

I usually am lazy, so I take the chair lift. Dis mountain has a chair lift, right? If not, it definitely should have one, so people can be shamefully lazy slackers when they want to slide down in shame. (I would also settle for a palanquin.)

Up n' up I go. >~=; Wish I could ride a lift, since I'm a lazy butt too, but- *drags canoe higher* but, mountain lifts wig me out, since I'm scared of heights. >~>; and falling from them.

Face your fear! Achieve all the laziness you've ever dreamt of!

<x{ Wuhhh-! No,
>|p
I must-! take the napping canoe, up tha mountain! *drags it up and yanks the harpoon out, gripping it and marching uphill with robo-legs* >w< I'm doin' it for cool epic movie scores and lazy time later!

You're right. I absolutely admire your determination. The canoe always comes first.

YAY SLEDDING 8D

WELCOME TO THE BEST WINTER ACTIVITY

>w-;;; Phew!..I did it! ^-^; *wipes sweat coming from...bones?* The sledding canoe of shame is back on top!

Because fun. That's why.

and yeah someone had a leftover canoe and so one thing came to the other and..

What's happening with my canoe?!

We...er....may have commandeered it? To go shame sledding down the shame mountain?

>:] I claim pirate shenanigans.

I claim science. Calculating the change in speed when sliding down a mountain based on the number of people inside a canoe. With practical experiments and repeatable data.

I claim this vessel in the name of Derpy.

*puts a missile launcher on the canoe...also throws in a big soft blanket with cookies on it* -w- ~+

Actual cookies?
Or fake printed ones? *closely inspects the blanket*

Derpy will be so happy with these modifications...
*tucks a sleeping Derpy into the blanket to finish his nap*

-w- They're not real cookies, but the blankie smells like faint cookie smell so the Derpy can have sweet dreams. I've got a cherry soap scented one too for me. ^-^; I-I don't eat cherry scented soap though heheh… > x>;

...Derpy's gonna be so mad when he wakes up and finds out the cookies are a lie...

There's still enough time to bake some real cookies until then.

I would do it, but I'm needed at the responsible position right behind the missile launcher.

:/ I could always bake some quick sugar cookies in the back. I can make them soft-baked or crunchy, ^-^ which does Derpy like?

Derpy likes all cookies.

...that reminds me, I need to buy butter sometime this week...

-u- Then I will make both kinds. *prepares cookies in the back...of the canoe*

Yay canoe sledding >:V

If the mountain's a relatively straight slope, then that's a really easy calculation.

Still we need to verify the calculation. By actually sledding. *nods*

I keep reading 'shame sheeding'

How about shame shearing? Anyone needs a new haircut... It will be done while gliding downhill with a canoe, but completely free of charge.