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You think the magic of your tattoos will save you, but it will not. Your skill with a blade is nonexistent, and your staff merely ornamental. You will fall, Corrupt Scum! |
But look at yourself. Do you plan to be saved from blades by just your skin? I at least have some semblance of a defense.
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*sits off to the side with the HUGE tin of kettle corn and watches the bantering*
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Defense? where? I see none but your boots. At least Sakura's heart is protected by her breastplate, while your empty heart cavity is completely exposed.
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(Hee, Ash. <3 I love this game!!) Lucid, you are a fine fighter and an even better comrade. Your strength in battle and defense of your peers will not be forgotten! You will be victorious on the battlefield, and afterward we will hold a great feast in your honor! |
I'm gwahd (glad)!! *speaks around her cheeks stuffed with popcorn, puffed like a hamster*
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(Phew, at least I didn't have to insult my own mule >.>)
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Luckily, Espy is flexible, and just dodges the attack.
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WE WILL WIN, BECAUSE WE HAVE COOKIES!!!
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Let's play the game, though, guys. xD Evil Ed, your eye patch leaves you vulnerable to attacks from the right! You will fall, corrupt heathen! |
Oh, for...*sprays Cronislee with Lysol Anti-Fungal* When was the last time you washed? Rot and corruption ain't pretty, y'know.
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Vox, your horns and tail hold great power and will serve you well in the fight to come! |
Thank you, Captain! Apologies for addressing completely the wrong enemy! Error 503 has me by the...horns.
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Seems as though Enemies can share common grounds. 503 is more corrupt than even I. Anywho, you die because you trip over those tall disco boots and land right into my trap. ;P |
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Think nothing of it, brave soldier! The 503 error is a fierce enemy. We must come up with entirely new tactics to defeat it! Fallen, why oh why did you choose the side of the Corrupt? Their evil powers have rotted your common sense. You shall fall to us without your battle skills, my dear friend. |
Nice shiny breastplate, Captain ma'am! So, do you distract our enemies with it?
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the same question to you with the bright colors x_x very nice distraction
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Your skill with that fanblade is unmatched. Many corrupt heathens will fall at your feet! |
*stirs his tea and takes his seat as Shogun* Such false bravado only proves the true fear deep in your heathen hearts.
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*from the shadows, sips from her wineglass and smirks*
Common sense? Common sense has no place in this war. If all of you Divine creatures had an ounce of this "common sense," you would be at home tucked snug in your beds. For all divinity is good for are their hypocritical preachings. All talk and no action. |
I wonder why it's called common sense when it isn't very common. :B
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That's true... bad naming sense?
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*gasp* Are those unaffiliated non-combatants I see?
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Yep. *holds up the tin of kettle corn*
We're just here to watch you guys tear into each other. There's nothing good showing on the Food Network. |
Is anyone else remembering Uprising by Muse every time they read the title of this thread?
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Indeed I am. xD
So tempted to link the song here. But since you are a Divinity, I may only give you rotten kudos. :< |
lol I -still- haven't battled anyone xD I've been lazyyyy
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What's a war without battling? xD
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I can't insult or praise you. So, I chose the only other possible action: nomming on you!
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i just need gold >>
your grayness will be your downfall |
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Your skill with your fan blade will slaughter many a corrupt soldier! |
Sakura: I choose this because it is what is in my heart! The Corrupt shall be victorious! (You run into battle, prepared to strike your enemy, when suddenly...! Your scarf snags on a weapon of the Divine! Accidentally strangling you.) |
*chuckles coldly* I've never heard something so wrong in my life.
ALL HAIL GENERAL ZYPHER! CORRUPTED SHALL WIN! |
[We're insulting each other's battle skills, remember. *grin*] @Fallen: Eh, it's okay. We'll wipe the floor with you guys, take our booty in event items, and then the war will end and we'll all be on the same side again *grin* Demagische, your skill with that scythe is nonexistent. You will fall before the power of the Divine! |
How much you wanna bet people aren't even reading the first post? >_>; Because of your layering of clothes, you overheat and pass out. |
Having no weapons than maybe your boots, you are bound to do little to no harm to anyone.
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I'm on your side, Rain! XD Your claws will prove you useful in battle when you have been stripped of your weapons. |
Sorries, didn't see you post and that only proves your exceptional skills of blending with shadows that will cause many heathen death. And those that you harm with your sharp claws (and heels) will never live to see another day.
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your weapon will prove little to no obstacle to the divine winning
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